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cristo
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Ki Man said:Is your name Avogadro because I need to know your number
Wow.. that's terrible. I hope for your sake that you never try and use that!
Ki Man said:Is your name Avogadro because I need to know your number
cristo said:Wow.. that's terrible. I hope for your sake that you never try and use that!
Ki Man said:We should start a new thread on Physics/Math Pick-up lines...
siddharth said:Code:question = 0xFF; // optimized Hamlet
From http://phd.pp.ru/Texts/fun/signatures.txt" . There are some real good ones there.
Very good one indeed :rofl:Nick666 said:A guy joined the Physics and Math help forum, trying to get some help concerning some scientific questions.
Dolly Parton said:The dumb blond act didn't bother me because I know I'm not dumb," she said, "and I know I'm not blond, either.
Gib Z said:qspeechc, I think the real point of the joke was to show that attractive blond waitresses will do whatever you want for an appropriate tip :P
cristo said:I think you can removed "attractive and blonde" from this statement. Any waitress wants a tip and will do things like that to get one, especially american waitresses who appear to be paid in peanuts!
The point of the story is that blonde attractive girls are not necessarily stupid.
tko_gx said:if bigger is better why go nano?
Reshma said:
Very funny..lol![/QUOTE]
Haha! Took me a couple of seconds to get the second one.
Ivan Seeking said:How can you tell if an engineer is an extravert?
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
lazypast said:please eplain that, do engineers look at our own feet when we talk?
Integral said:After that last one it is open season.
See if you can find one worse then this:
To celebrate Halloween, all the math teachers and professors got together for a big costume party. Each dressed up as their favorite math function. One particularly mean and eccentric math professor dressed up as the derivative. He ran up to the teacher dressed as cos(x) and yelled "I derive you!" The teacher tore off his costume and scurried off looking for a -sin(x) costume. The prof ran up to another teacher who was dressed as 4x^5 and yelled "I derive you!" The teacher tore off his costume and went scurrying off, looking for a 20x^4 costume. The prof ran up to a 3rd teacher and screamed "I derive you!" The teacher just stood there with his arms crossed. "Didn't you hear me?! I DERIVE YOU!" he shouted. Again, the teacher stood there, but with a smug expression on his face. "I derive you! I derive you! I derive you!" the professor shouted while jumping up and down. The teacher looked at him and said "derive me all you want. I'm e^x."