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Science/Math Pick up lines

  1. Jun 26, 2005 #1
    Please post your best geeky pick up lines.

    I will go first

    According to Heisenberg's Uncertanty Principle of QM, we way allready be in love right now.

    Honey, your sweater than 3.14

    I'm not being obtuse, but your acute girl.
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  3. Jun 26, 2005 #2
    [tex]\int_{10}^{13}{2xdx} \frac{}{} ???[/tex]

    "I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
  4. Jun 26, 2005 #3
    Wow... as if cheesy pick up lines weren't bad enough.

    You forgot "Would you like to see my space ship?"
  5. Jun 26, 2005 #4
    What's the integral matt posted about? I'm not getting it.
  6. Jun 26, 2005 #5
    well, its not exactly a pick up line, but i thought this was funny,

    whozum: i used to have a crush on math
    but then she showed me her ugly side and i realized she wasnt for me :/
    she got all complex and imaginary on me
    i couldnt integrate her expressions

    and as for pick up lines, umm this reminds me of that song "i know my calculus! it says you + me = us!"
  7. Jun 26, 2005 #6
    Hey, baby, what's your sine?
  8. Jun 26, 2005 #7

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    Why, in my day, this is how you hit on a girl you young whipper snappers.

    Do you want to watch episode 21 of Star Trek with me.
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    do the integration and find out lol

    These are all horrible jokes and "science" and "pick up lines" shoudl never be said in the same sentence.
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    ahahhaah.. kudos.. those two are awesome

    now to ponder ways of which a flux integral could be used.. yes.. yes.. the naughty thoughts :rolleyes:
  11. Jun 27, 2005 #10
    In general I would have to agree. Really though if I were to make some innuendo or joke of a geeky nature and had a lady respond favorably I would be asking her for her number the first chance I got! :!!)
  12. Jun 27, 2005 #11
    Oh. Yeah. That wasn't all that funny. Maybe it was the delay in my getting it..
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    Oh gawd! :uhh: :rolleyes: Those are all more like "how fast can you get turned down" lines rather than pick-up lines! (We really need a "shakes head in disgust" smiley.)
  14. Jun 27, 2005 #13
    How about :yuck: or :eek:
  15. Jun 27, 2005 #14
    I did a search for physics pick up lines, half of which I did not get, but on the list was: "I swear I'm not a physics major." Probably the only one on the list that worked!

  16. Jun 27, 2005 #15


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    I think this one works for most majors, universally :biggrin:
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    "It's impossible to love 2 person at the same time base on Pauli's exclusion principle!"(because we can't have more than 1 love in our heart!)
  18. Jun 27, 2005 #17
    :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:

    "Wanna do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and lets multiply."
  19. Jan 4, 2007 #18
    If I were sine squared and you were cosine squared together we'd be one.
  20. Jan 4, 2007 #19
    I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on a desk.

    too graphic??
  21. Jan 4, 2007 #20


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    I like that one. :biggrin:

    It has to work out better than just plain old cosine and sine: Trig functions: a love-hate relationship

    How about, "You're more special than relativity."
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