# Science/Math Pick up lines

1. ### bjon-07

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I will go first

According to Heisenberg's Uncertanty Principle of QM, we way allready be in love right now.

I'm not being obtuse, but your acute girl.

2. ### mattmns

$$\int_{10}^{13}{2xdx} \frac{}{} ???$$

"I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

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3. ### TheStatutoryApe

Wow... as if cheesy pick up lines weren't bad enough.

You forgot "Would you like to see my space ship?"

4. ### Knavish

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What's the integral matt posted about? I'm not getting it.

5. ### Gale

676
well, its not exactly a pick up line, but i thought this was funny,

whozum: i used to have a crush on math
but then she showed me her ugly side and i realized she wasnt for me :/
she got all complex and imaginary on me
i couldnt integrate her expressions

and as for pick up lines, umm this reminds me of that song "i know my calculus! it says you + me = us!"

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7. ### Ivan Seeking

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Staff Emeritus
Why, in my day, this is how you hit on a girl you young whipper snappers.

Do you want to watch episode 21 of Star Trek with me.

8. ### Pengwuino

7,118
do the integration and find out lol

These are all horrible jokes and "science" and "pick up lines" shoudl never be said in the same sentence.

9. ### cronxeh

1,232

ahahhaah.. kudos.. those two are awesome

now to ponder ways of which a flux integral could be used.. yes.. yes.. the naughty thoughts

10. ### TheStatutoryApe

In general I would have to agree. Really though if I were to make some innuendo or joke of a geeky nature and had a lady respond favorably I would be asking her for her number the first chance I got! :!!)

11. ### Knavish

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Oh. Yeah. That wasn't all that funny. Maybe it was the delay in my getting it..

12. ### Moonbear

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Staff Emeritus
Oh gawd! :uhh: Those are all more like "how fast can you get turned down" lines rather than pick-up lines! (We really need a "shakes head in disgust" smiley.)

14. ### mattmns

I did a search for physics pick up lines, half of which I did not get, but on the list was: "I swear I'm not a physics major." Probably the only one on the list that worked!

http://www.physics.bc.edu/sps/pickup.html

15. ### cronxeh

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I think this one works for most majors, universally

16. ### Lisa!

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"It's impossible to love 2 person at the same time base on Pauli's exclusion principle!"(because we can't have more than 1 love in our heart!)

17. ### whozum

"Wanna do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and lets multiply."

18. ### smaj611

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If I were sine squared and you were cosine squared together we'd be one.

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19. ### Physics is Phun

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I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on a desk.

too graphic??

20. ### BobG

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I like that one.

It has to work out better than just plain old cosine and sine: Trig functions: a love-hate relationship

How about, "You're more special than relativity."