# Science/Math Pick up lines

1. Jun 26, 2005

### bjon-07

I will go first

According to Heisenberg's Uncertanty Principle of QM, we way allready be in love right now.

I'm not being obtuse, but your acute girl.

2. Jun 26, 2005

### mattmns

$$\int_{10}^{13}{2xdx} \frac{}{} ???$$

"I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

3. Jun 26, 2005

### TheStatutoryApe

Wow... as if cheesy pick up lines weren't bad enough.

You forgot "Would you like to see my space ship?"

4. Jun 26, 2005

### Knavish

What's the integral matt posted about? I'm not getting it.

5. Jun 26, 2005

### Gale

well, its not exactly a pick up line, but i thought this was funny,

whozum: i used to have a crush on math
but then she showed me her ugly side and i realized she wasnt for me :/
she got all complex and imaginary on me
i couldnt integrate her expressions

and as for pick up lines, umm this reminds me of that song "i know my calculus! it says you + me = us!"

6. Jun 26, 2005

### εllipse

7. Jun 26, 2005

### Ivan Seeking

Staff Emeritus
Why, in my day, this is how you hit on a girl you young whipper snappers.

Do you want to watch episode 21 of Star Trek with me.

8. Jun 26, 2005

### Pengwuino

do the integration and find out lol

These are all horrible jokes and "science" and "pick up lines" shoudl never be said in the same sentence.

9. Jun 27, 2005

### cronxeh

ahahhaah.. kudos.. those two are awesome

now to ponder ways of which a flux integral could be used.. yes.. yes.. the naughty thoughts

10. Jun 27, 2005

### TheStatutoryApe

In general I would have to agree. Really though if I were to make some innuendo or joke of a geeky nature and had a lady respond favorably I would be asking her for her number the first chance I got! :!!)

11. Jun 27, 2005

### Knavish

Oh. Yeah. That wasn't all that funny. Maybe it was the delay in my getting it..

12. Jun 27, 2005

### Moonbear

Staff Emeritus
Oh gawd! :uhh: Those are all more like "how fast can you get turned down" lines rather than pick-up lines! (We really need a "shakes head in disgust" smiley.)

13. Jun 27, 2005

### TheStatutoryApe

14. Jun 27, 2005

### mattmns

I did a search for physics pick up lines, half of which I did not get, but on the list was: "I swear I'm not a physics major." Probably the only one on the list that worked!

http://www.physics.bc.edu/sps/pickup.html

15. Jun 27, 2005

### cronxeh

I think this one works for most majors, universally

16. Jun 27, 2005

### Lisa!

"It's impossible to love 2 person at the same time base on Pauli's exclusion principle!"(because we can't have more than 1 love in our heart!)

17. Jun 27, 2005

### whozum

"Wanna do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and lets multiply."

18. Jan 4, 2007

### smaj611

If I were sine squared and you were cosine squared together we'd be one.

19. Jan 4, 2007

### Physics is Phun

I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on a desk.

too graphic??

20. Jan 4, 2007

### BobG

I like that one.

It has to work out better than just plain old cosine and sine: Trig functions: a love-hate relationship

How about, "You're more special than relativity."