How Can Science and Math Help You Get a Date?

[BobG]

You're more curved than spacetime in the presence of a 10^23 kilogram mass

Are you insulting her mom?

Hmmm. That's actually an interesting strategy that plays on the tension that often seems to exist between mother-daughter.

 

[jim hardy]

Bolero? Too invariant, almost monotonic. Have you tried 1812 Overture ?

 

[nuuskur]

Bolero? Too invariant, almost monotonic. Have you tried 1812 Overture ?

I like Bolero, it has its own charm :P

 

[jim hardy]

The ballerina for whom Ravel wrote Bolero...

10+

 

[256bits]

wow you guys are so cool i wish i had the nerve to go and use my chemistry chat up lines on girls. i find chloroform better.

Yeah. It puts you to sleep so you don't have to worry about all the hassle of meeting someone and trying to chat them up.

 

[cpscdave]

A friend sent me this... Yay friends...

 

[Linalines]

I always prefer the following math pick up lines:
Hey girl, you must be asking me to evaluate the area under a curve for an unbounded region of x, because my integral’s not the only thing that wants to get improper.

Hey baby, hopefully you don’t think I am being obtuse, but you sure are acute. I bet if we got together it would be pretty complementary.

Hey girl are you 1/x because you’re the rate of change of my natural log.

Girl, you must be the corresponding y in the codomain of an argument x in a one to one function, because you’re unique.

Can I be the hypotenuse in between your legs.

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

If i’m sin^2, then you must be Cos^2, because together we are one~

 

[slider142]

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