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Science One-liners and Quotes

  1. Apr 1, 2006 #1
    What is your favourite Science One-liners and Quotes? Do you have some funny/interesting ones?

    Mine is:

    "In the world of science, no one can hear you scream"
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  3. Apr 1, 2006 #2


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    Let's see :

    1) Seen on a T-shirt in Real Genius (I think) : "What part of (the Navier-Stokes equation in full triple integral glory) don't you understand ?!"

    2) Ghostbusters : too many quotes, but here's one :
    "Back off man, I'm a scientist !"

    3) The Simpsons : (when Lisa builds a perpetual motion machine) Homer :"In this house, we obey the laws of Thermodynamics !"
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    Oh I like that one.
  5. Apr 1, 2006 #4


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    http://www.sciencecartoonsplus.com/miracle.gif [Broken]
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  6. Apr 1, 2006 #5
    Seen written on a dormroom door whiteboard

    "Heisenburg MAY have slept here"
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I cracked up when i heard that one!
  8. Apr 1, 2006 #7
    Physicists do it in superpositions with explicit free-body diagrams.
  9. Apr 2, 2006 #8
    Professor to aspiring female math student:

    "HEY! How would YOU like to integrate my NATURAL LOG!?"

    (the student: *:yuck:*)
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