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Sell your souls!

  1. Sep 13, 2003 #1
    Having trouble paying your morgage? Burried under those mounds of bills? Your debts are rising higher than heaven? Don't have money to buy drugs? Here's a simple fast and easy solution , sell your soul!!

    http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/index.php

    Before you sell your soul take the test to see how much it's worth! :wink:


    According to this..

    Your (mine) soul is worth £13254. For your peace of mind, 66% of people have a purer soul than you.

    Must be because I am not blinded by the glory of God.
     
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  3. Sep 13, 2003 #2
    LMBO!

    How do people come up with this stuff?
     
  4. Sep 13, 2003 #3
    Value 12304
    69% people has a purer soul than me
    Is this good?
     
  5. Sep 13, 2003 #4
    It all depends , because the test judge you as not "pure" if you're not a christian or buys products from microsoft
     
  6. Sep 13, 2003 #5
    I'm a freaking saint: "Your soul is worth ?23765. For your peace of mind, 40% of people have a purer soul than you."

    Anyway, this is pretty cheap, I've got about 1.7 million $ on www.humanforsale.com
     
  7. Sep 13, 2003 #6
    Soul is worth 27,204
    For your peace of mind, 31% of people have a purer soul.
     
  8. Sep 13, 2003 #7
    Gah! Only 1.6 million here :frown: Maybe it's because I am short and is still in high school , haven't taken my SAT , and has no idea what my IQ is . Looks like we're below average males since the average is 1.8 million

    Ironically if you look at the most expensive males and females , the most expensive male has a high education and is old while the female is very young and only has a high school education.
     
  9. Sep 13, 2003 #8
    Despite my best efforts to end
    up with a completely worthless
    soul I was valued at 1255 pounds.
    What's that in dollars? 98% of
    people were purer tham me. I
    checked everything I thought was
    supposed to be evil. Where did I
    go right?
     
  10. Sep 13, 2003 #9

    hypnagogue

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    It must be your sheep-like honesty in truthfully telling that you were trying to perform badly. Either that, or some kind of other-worldly inflation process is at work.
     
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  12. Sep 13, 2003 #11
    haha terrific site.

    Your soul is worth £26456. For your peace of mind, 36% of people have a purer soul than you.

    better than all yall, heh, but my sister got

    Your soul is worth £12779. For your peace of mind, 68% of people have a purer soul than you.

    should have seen her face... oh priceless, kodak moment. i'm purer.
     
  13. Sep 13, 2003 #12
    haha, wait, she didn't believe me so she made me retake it and answer each question with her approval... i got

    Your soul is worth £32165. For your peace of mind, 25% of people have a purer soul than you.

    woohoo, i'm purer now...

    [zz)] ...my lil sister just want to see this face.
     
  14. Sep 13, 2003 #13
    Mine is worth 11114. 74% of people have a purer soul then me.

    At www.humanforsale.com, i'm worth $2,271,068.00.
     
  15. Sep 13, 2003 #14
    Your soul is worth £10522. For your peace of mind, 76% of people have a purer soul than you

    So much evil, so little time


    Oh and on the humanforsale:

    You are worth exactly: $1,832,470.00.
     
    Last edited: Sep 14, 2003
  16. Sep 13, 2003 #15
    Read it and weep, kiddies:

    And that's without being a christian and with owning nokia, microsoft, sony, etc.
     
  17. Sep 14, 2003 #16

    megashawn

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    That is, of course answering truthfully about the christian and being babtised.

    And this is the value answering yes to being a christian and babtized.

    This is too cool.
     
  18. Sep 14, 2003 #17

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    Mr Satan should seriously talk with his lawyer... Why the hell would he pay more for "pure" people to enter hell? I thought the whole idea of hell was to keep the annoying puritans out...

    He should consider corruptiveness quotas to keep hell a fun place for everyone..

    I deserve more for my evilness!
     
  19. Sep 15, 2003 #18
    Your soul is worth £33501. For your peace of mind, 24% of people have a purer soul than you.

    I can finally buy my dream laptop....
     
  20. Sep 15, 2003 #19
    This raises an interesting point. Would the way you spend the money effect your final score if it were taken into consideration? :smile:

    I got a 45489 and 15% have souls that are purer than mine. (Damn that V8 engine when I was growing up and GW Bush's Holy war on terror ..., Oh and Auto eroticism )
     
  21. Sep 15, 2003 #20
    Your soul is worth £147639. For your peace of mind, 1% of people have a purer soul than you.

    Yeah... I was afraid about questions like "have you ever eaten the heart of anyone?" or "have you ever created a biologic mass destruction weapon and used it at any country like China in the last year?"... they could devaluate my soul, but they never ask them!
     
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