Sell your souls!

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Having trouble paying your morgage? Burried under those mounds of bills? Your debts are rising higher than heaven? Don't have money to buy drugs? Here's a simple fast and easy solution , sell your soul!!

http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/index.php

Before you sell your soul take the test to see how much it's worth! :wink:


According to this..

Your (mine) soul is worth £13254. For your peace of mind, 66% of people have a purer soul than you.

Must be because I am not blinded by the glory of God.
 
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LMBO!

How do people come up with this stuff?
 
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Value 12304
69% people has a purer soul than me
Is this good?
 
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It all depends , because the test judge you as not "pure" if you're not a christian or buys products from microsoft
 
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I'm a freaking saint: "Your soul is worth ?23765. For your peace of mind, 40% of people have a purer soul than you."

Anyway, this is pretty cheap, I've got about 1.7 million $ on www.humanforsale.com
 
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Soul is worth 27,204
For your peace of mind, 31% of people have a purer soul.
 
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Gah! Only 1.6 million here :frown: Maybe it's because I am short and is still in high school , haven't taken my SAT , and has no idea what my IQ is . Looks like we're below average males since the average is 1.8 million

Ironically if you look at the most expensive males and females , the most expensive male has a high education and is old while the female is very young and only has a high school education.
 
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Despite my best efforts to end
up with a completely worthless
soul I was valued at 1255 pounds.
What's that in dollars? 98% of
people were purer tham me. I
checked everything I thought was
supposed to be evil. Where did I
go right?
 

hypnagogue

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It must be your sheep-like honesty in truthfully telling that you were trying to perform badly. Either that, or some kind of other-worldly inflation process is at work.
 
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LOL! :wink:
 
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haha terrific site.

Your soul is worth £26456. For your peace of mind, 36% of people have a purer soul than you.

better than all yall, heh, but my sister got

Your soul is worth £12779. For your peace of mind, 68% of people have a purer soul than you.

should have seen her face... oh priceless, kodak moment. i'm purer.
 
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haha, wait, she didn't believe me so she made me retake it and answer each question with her approval... i got

Your soul is worth £32165. For your peace of mind, 25% of people have a purer soul than you.

woohoo, i'm purer now...

[zz)] ...my lil sister just want to see this face.
 
Mine is worth 11114. 74% of people have a purer soul then me.

At www.humanforsale.com,[/URL] i'm worth $2,271,068.00.
 
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Your soul is worth £10522. For your peace of mind, 76% of people have a purer soul than you

So much evil, so little time


Oh and on the humanforsale:

You are worth exactly: $1,832,470.00.
 
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Read it and weep, kiddies:

Your soul is worth £51047. For your peace of mind, 13% of people have a purer soul than you.
And that's without being a christian and with owning nokia, microsoft, sony, etc.
 

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your soul is worth £9511. For your peace of mind, 80% of people have a purer soul than you.
That is, of course answering truthfully about the christian and being babtised.

Your soul is worth £29449. For your peace of mind, 28% of people have a purer soul than you.
And this is the value answering yes to being a christian and babtized.

This is too cool.
 

FZ+

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Mr Satan should seriously talk with his lawyer... Why the hell would he pay more for "pure" people to enter hell? I thought the whole idea of hell was to keep the annoying puritans out...

He should consider corruptiveness quotas to keep hell a fun place for everyone..

Your soul is worth £7505. For your peace of mind, 87% of people have a purer soul than you.
I deserve more for my evilness!
 
Your soul is worth £33501. For your peace of mind, 24% of people have a purer soul than you.

I can finally buy my dream laptop....
 
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Originally posted by Guybrush Threepwood
Your soul is worth £33501. For your peace of mind, 24% of people have a purer soul than you.

I can finally buy my dream laptop....
This raises an interesting point. Would the way you spend the money effect your final score if it were taken into consideration? :smile:

I got a 45489 and 15% have souls that are purer than mine. (Damn that V8 engine when I was growing up and GW Bush's Holy war on terror ..., Oh and Auto eroticism )
 
Your soul is worth £147639. For your peace of mind, 1% of people have a purer soul than you.

Yeah... I was afraid about questions like "have you ever eaten the heart of anyone?" or "have you ever created a biologic mass destruction weapon and used it at any country like China in the last year?"... they could devaluate my soul, but they never ask them!
 

FZ+

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Amateurs. Some of use work to get into hell.... Hmmph!
 
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nuclear doesn't realize I get bonus hell points for eating the heart of someone pure. I'll be seeing you soon nuke
 
Originally posted by Zantra
nuclear doesn't realize I get bonus hell points for eating the heart of someone pure. I'll be seeing you soon nuke
Didn't you supose to cut their heads and then make a lot of sparklings when transfering their pureness of heart???
 

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