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Shiver me timbers!

  1. Sep 19, 2008 #1

    lisab

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    Ahoy me beauties, today is http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html" [Broken]!

    Arr...I'm a lab wench for a day!
     
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  3. Sep 19, 2008 #2

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    Well plunder me booty, don't go breakin' tha china an dentn' tha tankards then lassie.
     
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  4. Sep 19, 2008 #3
    Is it that time again?

    I moved $5 billion from the Lehman account into the slush fund, and then from the slush fund into the AIG account. I was careful not to leave a paper trail. Then from the AIG account into my personal slush fund and from there into a numbered Swiss bank account. I'm pretty sure that it can't be traced.
     
  5. Sep 19, 2008 #4

    lisab

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    OK, I took a good minute to get that...!
     
  6. Sep 19, 2008 #5
    Who decides this stuff? International/national x day? I want in on this. I've got plenty of ideas for national x days.
     
  7. Sep 19, 2008 #6

    LowlyPion

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    Like International Make Me Unbelievably Rich Day?
     
  8. Sep 19, 2008 #7

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    ARRH! Ahoy Mateys!

    Anyone thar seen me parrot?
     
  10. Sep 19, 2008 #9

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    Aarrrrrh, aye, I seen it 'n' yer parrrot 'twas a mightee fine meal for me 'n' me ladzzz!
     
  11. Sep 19, 2008 #10
    Is this blasted thread ARRRRR rated?
     
  12. Sep 19, 2008 #11

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    Ahoy Mateys! Prepare ter be boarded! Hoist the mains'l and have a swig of rum! Yo ho ho!
     
  13. Sep 19, 2008 #12

    lisab

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    Math Is Hard

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    Yarrrrrrrhh!!!
     
  15. Sep 19, 2008 #14

    wolram

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    I be J scuttle gunner, 7 ships i sailed on and 7 ships i sunk, ooaaaagh
     
  16. Sep 19, 2008 #15

    Redbelly98

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    Arrrrrrr, Wolram, it be the twentieth day of Septimberr in thar time zone. Yer piratin' days are over!
     
  17. Sep 19, 2008 #16

    lisab

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    ...'til next yeaaarrrrrr!
     
  18. Sep 19, 2008 #17
    Uh, ok..I'm leaving
     
  19. Sep 19, 2008 #18

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    Arrrrr, yer right, and Wolram will be gettin' a head starrrt 'n us then.
     
  20. Sep 19, 2008 #19

    lisab

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    I don't think puns are funny until you're about 40. Then you find yourself laughing at jokes that your parents would find funny...

    ...it's frightful scary, me lad...arrrrr! You midddlin' scallywag has many a yeeear to go, thar!
     
  21. Sep 19, 2008 #20
    I'm afraid not. I've been indoctrinated in puns since the beginning. They are all bad.
     
  22. Sep 19, 2008 #21
    Discover your pirate names here:

    http://www.piratequiz.com/" [Broken]


    Oops, oh and, Arrrrgh!
     
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  23. Sep 19, 2008 #22

    Math Is Hard

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    Ever hear the one about the piece of string that tried to disguise himself by tying himself into a bow and ruffling out his ends?
     
  24. Sep 19, 2008 #23

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    A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel attached to the front o' his trousers. The bartender asks, "What the hell is that ships wheel for?" The pirate says, "Arrrr, I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

    (From http://www.talklikeapirate.com/faq.html [Broken] )
     
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  25. Sep 19, 2008 #24

    lisab

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    :rofl:
     
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  26. Sep 19, 2008 #25
    Black Tom Flint

    Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
     
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