Ahoy me beauties, today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Arr...I'm a lab wench for a day!
Well plunder me booty, don't go breakin' tha china an dentn' tha tankards then lassie.
Is it that time again?
I moved $5 billion from the Lehman account into the slush fund, and then from the slush fund into the AIG account. I was careful not to leave a paper trail. Then from the AIG account into my personal slush fund and from there into a numbered Swiss bank account. I'm pretty sure that it can't be traced.
OK, I took a good minute to get that...!
Who decides this stuff? International/national x day? I want in on this. I've got plenty of ideas for national x days.
Like International Make Me Unbelievably Rich Day?
Past Pirate threads
PF Pirate Nerds, starts at post 70
ARRH! Ahoy Mateys!
Anyone thar seen me parrot?
Aarrrrrh, aye, I seen it 'n' yer parrrot 'twas a mightee fine meal for me 'n' me ladzzz!
Is this blasted thread ARRRRR rated?
Ahoy Mateys! Prepare ter be boarded! Hoist the mains'l and have a swig of rum! Yo ho ho!
I be J scuttle gunner, 7 ships i sailed on and 7 ships i sunk, ooaaaagh
Arrrrrrr, Wolram, it be the twentieth day of Septimberr in thar time zone. Yer piratin' days are over!
...'til next yeaaarrrrrr!
Uh, ok..I'm leaving
Arrrrr, yer right, and Wolram will be gettin' a head starrrt 'n us then.
I don't think puns are funny until you're about 40. Then you find yourself laughing at jokes that your parents would find funny...
...it's frightful scary, me lad...arrrrr! You midddlin' scallywag has many a yeeear to go, thar!
I'm afraid not. I've been indoctrinated in puns since the beginning. They are all bad.
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