# Shortage of toilet paper/tissue

#### Moonbear

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1 said:
in the morning? that's gonna hurt right now!
:surprised

But it sure will guarantee you're clean! :surprised :surprised

#### SOS2008

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Danger said:
Distributed by the Preparation H people in aid of expanding their client base?
Dang it, you caught on to my marketing plan (which evolved from the hand-held MRI and the anti-MRI helmet). Here's another one of my latest marketing ideas I put together for a client in the plumbing business:

http://img15.echo.cx/img15/5810/plumbingtruck4aj.jpg

Now I'm trying to think how to connect their services to include "arse shredder" repairs (hmm).

#### Danger

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SOS2008 said:
Here's another one of my latest marketing ideas I put together for a client in the plumbing business:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That's ingenious.

SOS2008 said:
Now I'm trying to think how to connect their services to include "arse shredder" repairs (hmm).
I can't think of many parts that would need to be repaired. A good hosing-down once in a while should do it.

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Cheese-grater Toilet-paper $10 for six rolls! #### Danger Gold Member yomamma said: Cheese-grater Toilet-paper$10 for six rolls!
So this is where the term 'cut the cheese' comes from?

#### Moonbear

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Danger said:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That's ingenious.
Agreed!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I can't think of many parts that would need to be repaired. A good hosing-down once in a while should do it.
Speaking of which, a good hosing down once in a while would solve the lack of paper problem as well.

#### SOS2008

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Moonbear said:
Agreed!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Speaking of which, a good hosing down once in a while would solve the lack of paper problem as well.
In some countries they have a hose attachment from the plumbing for this purpose (better than a bidet). But cold water is unpleasant, so I thought what if the water could be heated through electrical coils. But then your butt might be boiled instead of shredded. Anyway, if anyone here in PF decides to design the product, I hope they will keep me in mind for the marketing.

http://www.advancedtoilets.com/index.html

#### Danger

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SOS2008 said:
But cold water is unpleasant, so I thought what if the water could be heated through electrical coils. But then your butt might be boiled instead of shredded.
Not to mention electrocuted.

#### PerennialII

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Gokul43201 said:
Sounds possible; after all ...

There lived, by a river with a dam
A Finnish paper-mill guy named Idestam
Now he's got so much money
He thought it would be funny
To make a telephone with a webcam.

I dedicate this limerick to all ye Finns out there.

Wipe away
Thank you for successfully condensing the last century of Finnish history. Ok, I'll print this for concrete use if the worst happens ... the other options appear slightly appalling, although ingenious.

#### Gokul43201

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PerennialII said:
Thank you for successfully condensing the last century of Finnish history.
Didn't expect most folks would get it...ecxept for the Scandinavians, of course.

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