News Update: A new fundamental particle has made it’s way into the world. Little Benjamin Dolan Chidley (aka “Benji Meson”, distinguished by the presence of the beauty and charmed quarks) was born Friday, February 4, at 7:15 am. The largest known fundamental particle with a rest energy of 2.1 x 10^36 eV. He joins his brother “Si Meson” and “Nellie Meson” in our nuclear family of hadrons. The parent particles avoided mutual anihilation and are now doing well. Something tells me I'll have less spare time than before.