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SPIDERS ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it says at the bottom of the home page when you log in that there is x members, x nonmembers, and x SPIDERS AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!1

i do not like spiders, and how can they be in the forums

OK seriously, whar do the spiders do.
 

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Moonbear
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The spiders are just feed that give the gerbals energy on the wheel that powers the server here.
 
cronxeh
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ive read a memo from Greg that said something along the lines of "bring your own spiders"
 
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DO YOU MEAN I HAVE SPIDERS ON ME??????? :surprised :surprised :cry: :cry: :surprised :surprised :surprised :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised
GET THEM OFF, GET THEM OFF :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
AHHHHHHH :surprised :surprised :surprised
 
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lawtonfogle said:
DO YOU MEAN I HAVE SPIDERS ON ME??????? :surprised :surprised :cry: :cry: :surprised :surprised :surprised :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised
GET THEM OFF, GET THEM OFF :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
AHHHHHHH :surprised :surprised :surprised
Have you noticed that most of them SLURP as well?
That was unsettling to me the first time I became aware of them..
 
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arildno said:
Have you noticed that most of them SLURP as well?
That was unsettling to me the first time I became aware of them..
I still find it unsettling! I can't get any sleep with all that noise they make slurping all night long! :bugeye:
 
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Moonbear said:
I still find it unsettling! I can't get any sleep with all that noise they make slurping all night long! :bugeye:
:uhh: Yeah, that's right... it's spiders... :rolleyes:
 
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I say that we stomp on the spiders.

Fibonacci
 
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:surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised
Sleep because they are slupping. Ha! You are the one slurping, that is on the spiders. :surprised You eat 14 spiders a year while you sleep :zzz: . :surprised

*cringes* :frown:
*reminds himself to buy mouth covering*
*thinks about why he needs mouth covering* :frown:
*starts to shake*
*passes ou

*THUD*
 
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lawtonfogle said:
:surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised
Sleep because they are slupping. Ha! You are the one slurping, that is on the spiders. :surprised You eat 14 spiders a year while you sleep :zzz: . :surprised
Have you ever wondered how anyone came up with that number? Was someone videotaping a year's worth of people sleeping? Or did they just know someone who swallowed a spider once while sleeping and decided to extrapolate that data to the remaining months of the year? I think it's more likely you eat 14 spiders a year in your canned produce or other processed foods. Of course you may not be eating them one whole spider at a time, more like a leg here and an eye there. :yuck:
 
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lawtonfogle said:
You eat 14 spiders a year while you sleep :zzz: . :surprised
Make sure Evo sees this; maybe it'll scare her into not <snorting> in her sleep any more. :biggrin:
I know that I don't eat any. Even if I'm asleep, my 'spidey' sense works overtime. If there's a spider anywhere near me, I know it and react with blind panic. :yuck:
 
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I read somewhere that the US national limit is 2 grasshoppers per jar of peanut butter.
 
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BicycleTree said:
I read somewhere that the US national limit is 2 grasshoppers per jar of peanut butter.
MMMMmmmm, even more for the chunky style, my favorite.
 
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DocToxyn said:
MMMMmmmm, even more for the chunky style, my favorite.
:yuck: Well, thanks. Chunky style was my favorite, until now. :grumpy:
 
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Moonbear said:
:yuck: Well, thanks. Chunky style was my favorite, until now. :grumpy:

Serves you right for eating that crap.
 

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