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SPIDERS ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  1. Apr 19, 2005 #1
    SPIDERS ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    it says at the bottom of the home page when you log in that there is x members, x nonmembers, and x SPIDERS AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!1

    i do not like spiders, and how can they be in the forums

    OK seriously, whar do the spiders do.
     
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  3. Apr 19, 2005 #2

    Moonbear

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  4. Apr 19, 2005 #3
    The spiders are just feed that give the gerbals energy on the wheel that powers the server here.
     
  5. Apr 19, 2005 #4

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    ive read a memo from Greg that said something along the lines of "bring your own spiders"
     
  6. Apr 19, 2005 #5
    DO YOU MEAN I HAVE SPIDERS ON ME??????? :surprised :surprised :cry: :cry: :surprised :surprised :surprised :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised
    GET THEM OFF, GET THEM OFF :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
    AHHHHHHH :surprised :surprised :surprised
     
  7. Apr 19, 2005 #6

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    Have you noticed that most of them SLURP as well?
    That was unsettling to me the first time I became aware of them..
     
  8. Apr 20, 2005 #7

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    I still find it unsettling! I can't get any sleep with all that noise they make slurping all night long! :bugeye:
     
  9. Apr 20, 2005 #8

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    :uhh: Yeah, that's right... it's spiders... :rolleyes:
     
  10. Apr 20, 2005 #9
    I say that we stomp on the spiders.

    Fibonacci
     
  11. Apr 21, 2005 #10
    :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised :surprised
    Sleep because they are slupping. Ha! You are the one slurping, that is on the spiders. :surprised You eat 14 spiders a year while you sleep :zzz: . :surprised

    *cringes* :frown:
    *reminds himself to buy mouth covering*
    *thinks about why he needs mouth covering* :frown:
    *starts to shake*
    *passes ou

    *THUD*
     
  12. Apr 21, 2005 #11

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    Have you ever wondered how anyone came up with that number? Was someone videotaping a year's worth of people sleeping? Or did they just know someone who swallowed a spider once while sleeping and decided to extrapolate that data to the remaining months of the year? I think it's more likely you eat 14 spiders a year in your canned produce or other processed foods. Of course you may not be eating them one whole spider at a time, more like a leg here and an eye there. :yuck:
     
  13. Apr 21, 2005 #12

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    Make sure Evo sees this; maybe it'll scare her into not <snorting> in her sleep any more. :biggrin:
    I know that I don't eat any. Even if I'm asleep, my 'spidey' sense works overtime. If there's a spider anywhere near me, I know it and react with blind panic. :yuck:
     
  14. Apr 21, 2005 #13
    I read somewhere that the US national limit is 2 grasshoppers per jar of peanut butter.
     
  15. Apr 21, 2005 #14

    DocToxyn

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    MMMMmmmm, even more for the chunky style, my favorite.
     
  16. Apr 21, 2005 #15

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    :yuck: Well, thanks. Chunky style was my favorite, until now. :grumpy:
     
  17. Apr 21, 2005 #16

    Serves you right for eating that crap.
     
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