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Split my own derailment. was: Worst web sites, ever

  1. Feb 8, 2005 #1

    enigma

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    You know perfectly well what's going on that's making me a little loopy today, Moonbear. :grumpy:

    Shame on you for picking on me :biggrin:
     
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  3. Feb 8, 2005 #2

    Moonbear

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    And are you going to give an update or share with the rest of the folks here so I don't have to be so cryptic in my replies? :biggrin:
     
  4. Feb 8, 2005 #3

    Math Is Hard

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    So, Enigma... what's new?
     
  5. Feb 8, 2005 #4

    enigma

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    I got a girl's phone number. Tee hee. She's got amazing blue eyes.

    I won't go into too much detail because I've been talking about her so much, I'm making my friends sick of me, and to be honest I'm starting to sicken myself. Needless to say, I'm a horrible poker player.

    It's too early to say how it'll go, but there is definite potential there.

    I feel like I'm in 8th grade... :yuck:

    Yeah. Back to your regularly scheduled discussion of worst websites ever. Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.
     
  6. Feb 8, 2005 #5

    Moonbear

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    So, now that you have her number, have you called her? Or do we need to resurrect the "Girl Trouble" thread to remind you of things like that? :biggrin:
     
  7. Feb 8, 2005 #6

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    Call her!? He's been playing strip poker with her .... and losing badly, it would seem. :blushing:
     
  8. Feb 8, 2005 #7

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    Yeah, yeah, he's doing that on purpose. See what happens? He gets a haircut and suddenly the ladies discover he's got dashing good looks and can't keep their hands off him!
     
  9. Feb 8, 2005 #8

    enigma

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    Uhm. Ya. Working up the nerve to do that right now.

    And now back to your regularly scheduled derailment.

    EDIT: Did I just make the same joke twice? Bleh. *logs off to make a phone call*
     
  10. Feb 8, 2005 #9

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    Nerve? :bugeye: From what you told me, she was probably sitting by the phone all day yesterday waiting for you to call. By today, she was probably calling the phone company to make sure her phone was still connected. What are we going to do with you? [​IMG]
     
  11. Feb 8, 2005 #10

    enigma

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    10 lashes with a wet noodle, apparantly.

    Got voicemail.
     
  12. Feb 8, 2005 #11

    Moonbear

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    Okay, do you prefer spaghetti or linguini? :rofl:

    And did you leave a message? :tongue2:
     
  13. Feb 8, 2005 #12

    enigma

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    Depends on the sauce

    Yes'm.
     
  14. Feb 8, 2005 #13

    Moonbear

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    Very good, here's a cookie. :approve:
     
  15. Feb 8, 2005 #14

    enigma

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    Yay. Managed to do the split without deleting anything.

    Score.
     
  16. Feb 8, 2005 #15

    Moonbear

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    :rofl: I was wondering what you were doing there! Good thing Evo is sick in bed and not witnessing what you were doing to her nice tidy forum. :rofl:
     
  17. Feb 8, 2005 #16

    enigma

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    Yeah, I fully expect another 10 lashes once she gets better.

    Excellent! Now I don't have to decide what type!
     
  18. Feb 8, 2005 #17

    Moonbear

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    Don't worry, I'll remind her. I thought thread derailment was required in GD. :biggrin:
     
  19. Feb 8, 2005 #18

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    Evo may be sick but she senses when things are being tampered with. :grumpy: :biggrin:

    Enigma, you are such a hottie, I'm glad for you! :approve:
     
  20. Feb 8, 2005 #19

    enigma

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    Now listen here you...

    Straight to bed. No arguing. Don't make me get the duct tape.

    *brandishes roll of duct tape menacingly*

    Just because you're able to lurk anonymously from most people doesn't mean that I can't see you.

    *shakes roll of duct tape again*

    I'll use it, I will. To BED, missy.

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    oh... and... more of calling me a hottie. I kinda like that. :cool:
     
  21. Feb 8, 2005 #20

    Moonbear

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    Now see what you've done! Evo's supposed to be getting her rest, and you're setting off her "mom" alarms! :grumpy:
     
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