I know there is a serious side to this article, but it also gave me a bit of a giggle...
Oh, geez, that could be dangerous. Imagine sitting in your bedroom, on your canopy bed, hungering for a can o' peas. You open the can o' peas but wind up opening an entirely different canopy(s), as well.
oh bobbie boy, you're too funny.
I read about the chocolate bar in a book on improvised munitions. There was another made out of a whistle. The little ball inside was abrasive and the inside was coated with some form of explosive agents that would spark from the abrasion when the whistle was blown.
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