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Steven Hawking Rap

  1. Sep 17, 2008 #1
    (This is not meant to offend, it is just for fun)

    My name is Steven Hawking and I got a sick chair
    It gets me where I'm going and gets some fat air
    When I base jump off of buildings with ten story walls
    And don't give a f*** who's down there when I falls

    I can't hardly move a muscle but that don't stop my mind
    From contemplating singularities that are hiding behind
    Black hole event horizons charged, uncharged, any kind!
    Beyond the Schwarzschild radius all instruments are blind

    I don't respect the laws of my colleagues or my nation.
    I don't give a f*** about loss of information
    Which is needed to understand black hole evaporation.
    B****, why do you think they call it HAWKING radiation?!

    (Feel free to contribute your own verse...)
  2. jcsd
  3. Sep 17, 2008 #2
    Check with the mod if the implied vulgar language is accepted.
  4. Sep 17, 2008 #3
    Ha ha. You came up with this? Not too bad.
  5. Sep 17, 2008 #4
    I listen to MC Hawking in the car and it embaresses my friends.
  6. Sep 18, 2008 #5
    Now picture Hawkins doing spins about a point in his wheel chair with only one wheel on the ground and the other in the air.
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