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Strange/Funny Place For Two Lovers To Meet For The First Time

  1. Nov 29, 2004 #1

    Mk

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    Worst Places to Pick Up... yeah

    What is a strange/funny place for two (not gay) lovers to meet for the first time?
    • Unemployement Office
    • Area 51
    Any more ideas?
     
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  3. Nov 29, 2004 #2
    Strange, I was thinking of posting a 'worst places to pick up' thread myself... hmmm

    Let's see.

    The STD clinic - Sure, it means she's putting out...and being tested to be safe, but that'd just be icky.

    A church confessional. – Hmmm…

    The aisle in the pharmacy with all the hemroid and wart treatment stuff. – “I see you have warts. I also have warts. Shall we get together?”

    I’ll post more later.
     
  4. Nov 29, 2004 #3
    In a morgue
     
  5. Nov 29, 2004 #4
    Well, i met my ex in the lunch line [queue] at the high school, since by chance i ended up infront of her and the opposite for 4 days in one week, and we got to know the names of each other, then bla bla bla happned...[ i was only meeting her on that line...then we start meeting later at other places..]

    Another place is : At the Jail...
     
  6. Nov 29, 2004 #5
    • In a dumpster
    • Swingers Party
    • Falling down a stairwell
     
  7. Nov 29, 2004 #6

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    :rofl: :rofl:

    • Stuck in a broken elevator.
    • They are your shrink
     
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  8. Nov 29, 2004 #7

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    In a bathroom stall
    In the rinse-cycle section of the local carwash
    Under a pig
     
  9. Nov 29, 2004 #8

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    Behind The Giant Artichoke in Castroville

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  10. Nov 29, 2004 #9

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    * At a gay/lesbian bar.
    * Inside a whale's stomach.
    * In a male/female changing room
     
  11. Nov 29, 2004 #10

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    The only two survivors of an airline crash on an uninhabited island.
     
  12. Nov 29, 2004 #11
    PF, Tolkien Online, etc
    In the midst of karaoke, a game of dodgeball
     
  13. Nov 29, 2004 #12
    a bottomless pit?
     
  14. Nov 29, 2004 #13
    One talking the other out of jumping off a building.
    After a car accident with each other
    One of them base jumps, accidently landing in the other's backyard...


    I'm running out of ideas here, if it isn't already obvious...
     
  15. Nov 30, 2004 #14

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    Ha, in the Da Vinci Code, Sophie and Langdon meet up doing things not of the norm... like going on an international quest to find the holy grail, and escaping from the French Police

    How about the bottom of a bottomless pit?

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Under a pig, which happened to've happened several times...
     
  16. Nov 30, 2004 #15

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    A paramedic and a patient... I'm running out of ideas.

    In Green Acres!
    In Funkytown!
    At Cloud 9! hmmm... "cloud 9!"=362880...
     
  17. Nov 30, 2004 #16

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    In the pharmacy aisle for hemorrhoid creams or incontinence aids.
     
  18. Nov 30, 2004 #17
    User forum on a pornographic website
    During a cannabalistic ritual
    Firewalking....

    Creative reservoir depelteing....*gasp*....
     
  19. Nov 30, 2004 #18

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    At a support group for breast cancer (men can get it, you know).
     
  20. Nov 30, 2004 #19

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    Top 5 places:

    5. Retirement Home
    4. AA Meeting
    3. Mental Institution
    2. Gynocolgist's Office
    1. Programming Competition
     
  21. Nov 30, 2004 #20
    Ha! I already said that! :tongue2: :yuck:
     
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