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Stupid cheese

  1. Jun 1, 2008 #1

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    I bought some cheese curds last week - so called "squeaky cheese". What a rip-off. They don't squeak or make any noise at all.
     
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  3. Jun 1, 2008 #2

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    Um, you need to eat them. If you stare at them, they just sit there. Silently.
     
  4. Jun 1, 2008 #3

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    oh, you are veddy, veddy funny!

    I did eat them. Not a single one cried out in pain. :grumpy:
     
  5. Jun 1, 2008 #4

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    Try chewing reeeeeeeeeal slooooooow.

    If the curds still don't squeal, take it back to the store! "My cheese is completely silent! You sold me mute cheese!"
     
  6. Jun 1, 2008 #5
    Kind of like the Big Bang theory. Not very big, nor very loud. What a rip-off indeed.
     
  7. Jun 1, 2008 #6

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    'Ello, I wish to register a complaint about this cheese I purchased from this very boutique not half an hour ago.
     
  8. Jun 1, 2008 #7

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    Oooh, what is "squeeky cheese"?
     
  9. Jun 1, 2008 #8

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    ok, chewing sloooowly. nope. still quiet. I think these curds are definitely defective.

    Or maybe they just sold me plain old wads of cheese hoping I would be suggestible enough to "hear" squeaking.
     
  10. Jun 1, 2008 #9

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    http://www.squeakycheese.com/docs/aboutcurd.htm

    I wonder if they were refrigerated too long.
     
  11. Jun 1, 2008 #10

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  13. Jun 1, 2008 #12
    Maybe just not fresh, MIH, because, yes, fresh curds squeak against your teeth when you eat them. Plus, they have amazing flavour!
     
  14. Jun 1, 2008 #13

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    Maybe it's shy cheese. After a while, it'll start to relax, once it gets to know you better. Then it'll start to squeak. It will sqeak more and more and more...pretty soon you won't be able to shut it up!!
     
  15. Jun 1, 2008 #14

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    "wensleydale?"
    "yes sir!"
    :rofl:
     
  16. Jun 1, 2008 #15

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    That's delightful!

    I'm so disappointed.

    "Hello, I'd like to return this cheese."
    "what's the problem?"
    "It's very shy."
    "What sort of wine did you have with it?"
    "Wine? No wine."
    "Well, there's your problem. One always drinks wine with cheese. Helps the cheese relax."
     
  17. Jun 1, 2008 #16

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    :rofl:

    MIH, just don't give it tequila, whatever you do!!
     
  18. Jun 1, 2008 #17

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    :bugeye:

    That would explain those "Cheese Gone Wild" videos.
     
  19. Jun 1, 2008 #18
    Don't buy 'cottage' cheese then---I don't think you'll be happy with it either
     
  20. Jun 1, 2008 #19

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    Ah yes, the squeeky bleu! Well, what's wrong with it?
     
  21. Jun 1, 2008 #20

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    I'm not a fan of squeaky cheese. They're is a fast food place here in Quebec where they put it on the poutines.
     
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