Suicide pigeon shot dead outside busy shopping centre

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In summary, a new terror alert has been issued in response to the possibility of pigeons being used as suicide bombers. This news has been met with a mixture of humor and concern, with some suggesting forming alliances with other bird species to combat the threat. However, others are skeptical and believe this is all just a rumor.
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New terror alert...

http://www.thechickencount.com/03-suicide-pigeons.asp
 
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Daminc said:
New terror alert...

http://www.thechickencount.com/03-suicide-pigeons.asp

:yuck: :grumpy: :yuck: :grumpy:
 
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that's horrible!
 
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yomamma said:
that's horrible!

Please don't tell me you took that anywhere near seriously.
 
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matthyaouw said:
Please don't tell me you took that anywhere near seriously.

Bad timing for sure.
 
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Laugh or cry. The choice is ours :rofl: :rofl:
 
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Oh man this is bad news!

*looks at those birds on the telephone wires*

... terrorists...
 
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Rumour has it that the birds are using rabbits as intelligence gatherers but this has yet to be confirmed.
 
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Rabbits have made a statement off-the-record that they resent that not only have members of their kind been imprisoned (without a fair trial) but also their carrots are being nicked.

Male rabbits are calling on all female rabbits to be available for impregnation in order to combat the threat of humans shooting and eating them.
 
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Well, the darn things have been bombing my car with a nasty ammonia containing compound for years! :yuck: :rofl:

Do you think we could fool PETA with this story and send them after the terrorists?
 
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Pengwuino said:
Oh man this is bad news!

*looks at those birds on the telephone wires*

... terrorists...
Oh, if only Alfred Hitchcock were alive today...

Fortunately, not all birds are terrorist sympathizers. Forming an alliance with peregrine falcons would be an effective way of combating this threat. Peregrine falcons are very brave and will attack pigeons at every opportunity, even those filled with explosives (the mid-air strikes could be very spectacular).
 
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Shhhh, it's possible that Peregrine falcons are affiliated with the SAS (counter terrorist specialists)
 

1. What is a "suicide pigeon"?

A "suicide pigeon" is a term used to describe a bird that has been trained or deliberately used to carry out a suicide attack, often with explosives attached to its body.

2. Why was the pigeon shot dead?

The pigeon was shot dead as a safety measure to prevent any potential harm to people or property. It is common practice to eliminate any potential threat, especially in a busy public area like a shopping center.

3. Was anyone injured in the incident?

No, there were no injuries reported as a result of the pigeon being shot. The authorities took swift action to ensure the safety of those in the area.

4. How common are incidents like this?

Incidents involving "suicide pigeons" are relatively rare, but they do occur. These types of attacks have been used in conflicts and wars, but are not a common occurrence in everyday life.

5. Is there any concern for future attacks?

While there is no specific concern for future attacks involving "suicide pigeons", it is always important to remain vigilant and take necessary precautions to ensure the safety of the public. The authorities will continue to monitor the situation and take appropriate actions to prevent any potential threats.

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