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Danger
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You said that you'd be in front of the fire. Don't they have toasting forks?Moonbear said:I prefer that the buns be warm, not frozen.
You said that you'd be in front of the fire. Don't they have toasting forks?Moonbear said:I prefer that the buns be warm, not frozen.
Danger said:You said that you'd be in front of the fire. Don't they have toasting forks?
Make sure you're holding it the right way around. You wouldn't want to short out your electric bra.Moonbear said:Hmmm... *picks up big, pointy fork* Wonder what I can stick with this?
Math Is Hard said:I suspect you might secretly be a dominatrix at heart, Moonbear.
Ha!Moonbear said:Me? Little, sweet, innocent-looking me?
Danger said:Ha!
(How in the living name of hell do you people keep up this pace?)
But as we Canuks are fond of saying, "I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on." I guess this poor lass got the worst of both worlds.SOS2008 said:Jay Leno's comment--This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off."
Roger that.Math Is Hard said:BTW, that was an awesome story from the Tonight Show, SOS!
LMAO!
I'm bloody serious. I can't even remember what thread I'm on any more, and my fingers are starting to hurt. I wish that damned cat was a better typist...Moonbear said:Keep up? I've been slowed down for the past half hour or so while trying to open that video for the "office" thread.
Dear Monster Mentor #1, did you get it to open? I never could.Moonbear said:Keep up? I've been slowed down for the past half hour or so while trying to open that video for the "office" thread.
Dear Monster Mentor #2 - It's an oldie but a goodie.Math Is Hard said:BTW, that was an awesome story from the Tonight Show, SOS! LMAO! :rofl:
:rofl:Danger said:But as we Canuks are fond of saying, "I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on." I guess this poor lass got the worst of both worlds.
Danger said:I'm bloody serious. I can't even remember what thread I'm on any more, and my fingers are starting to hurt. I wish that damned cat was a better typist...
SOS2008 said:Dear Monster Mentor #1, did you get it to open? I never could.
Nothing worse, alas, than I had already surmised.Moonbear said:what scary insights does that give you into the way my mind works? :tongue2:
It takes an ass to know an ass? :rofl: As you can see, I've already changed it--I realized it might not be appreciated outside GD.Moonbear said::rofl: Yes, I got it to open. It was pretty funny, though a bit long. Watching the first half was enough to get the gist.
I like your new avatar, though you look a bit, um, over-excited there. Your avatar must have just sniffed the butt of some other avatar around here. :rofl:
Danger said:Nothing worse, alas, than I had already surmised.
And I've been free-associating too. No choice. But really, trying to keep up to you buggers is exasperating. Every time I look at the GD page, there's a new post. By the time I get through responding to it, there are 2 new ones somewhere else! It's like friggin' tribbles.
And they make dandy earmuffs.Moonbear said:I always thought tribbles were rather cute.
Moonbear said:I always thought tribbles were rather cute.
Math Is Hard said:Capt. Kirk had many superficial love experiences.
Moonbear said:Yes, and he really did give credibility and acceptance to inter-species dating. :tongue2:
Moonbear! He said back away from it, not into it! Awww, jeez... Who's on horn-washing duty this week?franznietzsche said:Moonbear, back AWAY from the rhino...NOOO!
Oh that poor poor rhino...
Danger said:Moonbear! He said back away from it, not into it! Awww, jeez... Who's on horn-washing duty this week?
Isn't it supposed to bend the other way?franznietzsche said:Wow...must have been a lot of softener in that...look at the horn now...
Danger said:Isn't it supposed to bend the other way?
That little secondary one looks kinda funny too...franznietzsche said:Yeah, its all limp and shriveled now...
Most people don't reply to every post. I do believe you hold the record for most prolific poster.Danger said:(How in the living name of hell do you people keep up this pace?)
You mean I don't have to?! Good grief, woman! You could have told me that 2 weeks ago and let me get some sleep!Evo said:Most people don't reply to every post. I do believe you hold the record for most prolific poster.
I think that they neglect to mention it deliberately. Some kind of hazing ritual to see if we can cut it... (I don't know whether I passed for persistence or flunked for gullibility.)hypatia said:Sleep? we're allowed to sleep? I didn't see that in the guidelines...
Snacks? What snacks? Nobody offered me any snacks! (You're not just trying to dispose of that furry birthday cake while continuing to test my gullibility, are you?) :uhh:Math Is Hard said:I'm pretty sure they put caffeine in the complimentary PF snacks.
Well, if you had stopped by the new member welcome tent, you could have picked up some fish.Danger said:Snacks? What snacks? Nobody offered me any snacks! (You're not just trying to dispose of that furry birthday cake while continuing to test my gullibility, are you?) :uhh:
It just never crossed my mind to expect a Newfie greeting ceremony in a Yank forum. If you have Skreech too, I'm there!Evo said:Well, if you had stopped by the new member welcome tent, you could have picked up some fish.
Just some old fish and cereal. The_Bob is in charge of food. Where has he been lately? That fish is really getting smelly. :yuck:Danger said:It just never crossed my mind to expect a Newfie greeting ceremony in a Yank forum. If you have Skreech too, I'm there!