I want to smash things. I want to bite things in half. I want to HURT inanimate objects. Printers have been communicating with computers for 3 decades. Why must it ALWAYS be such a painful process to get them to talk to each other?? I have never - in all the time I've owned this #$&!$#$%#@^&!^#! HP 5510 - had it work when I needed it to. It takes a half hour of fiddling and coddling to get the computer just to see it. Then it goes to sleep and it forgets everything. WHY??? It says it's connected to my network. Why can't it STAY connected?? I got a page to print out (no idea what flavor of chicken blood satisfied its desire that time), and now five minutes later, it's gone invisible, and I can't print again. Blood pumping. Vein popping. Fists clenching.