Ok, since i can barely enjoy the godly food the local deli has prepared to me... im going to rant. I hate microwaves with really massive foods like this slab of lasagna. The food never heats up evenly. They toss some instructions on the package going "Microwave for 3 minutes". My ass... I put it in 4 minutes and hte middle is still kinda cool. Booo microwaves!