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The bar fight!

  1. Sep 12, 2007 #1
    Ok. This was another game that I played at my old school forum. I'm not sure if you guys have done one of these before, but the rule is basically that you can do whatever you want provided it does not end the entire thread in one turn.

    Basically, you play as yourself in a random bar, and you...fight everyone else.

    I'll start:

    *I walk into the bar. I notice its empty.*
    *I go to the bartender and order a beer.*
    *I turn around and drink my beer facing the doorway.*
     
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  3. Sep 12, 2007 #2
    *I stomp into the bar and look around*
    *My gaze rests on Math Jeans*

    HEY! YOU! GET OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND!
     
  4. Sep 12, 2007 #3

    Hurkyl

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    I always thought Smurf's girlfriend was imaginary... :biggrin:
     
  5. Sep 12, 2007 #4

    G01

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    She's not imaginary. She's just very complex.:biggrin: (I know....I apologize ahead of time.)
     
  6. Sep 12, 2007 #5

    Hurkyl

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    Aye yai yai. :uhh:
     
  7. Sep 12, 2007 #6
    *I offer Smurf a seat.*
    *I sense slight hostility, but I am not sure yet.*
     
  8. Sep 13, 2007 #7
    *The bar still has only Smurf, me, and the bartender in it.*
    *I wonder about this. This is usually a popular bar.*
     
  9. Sep 13, 2007 #8

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    *I stomp into the bar and spot Smurf.*
    *What is this about an imaginary girlfriend? Is that why you dumped me at the altar and broke my heart?*
    *Where is the hussy?*
     
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  10. Sep 13, 2007 #9
    *I know something is going on.*
    *I break my beer bottle and get ready.*
     
  11. Sep 13, 2007 #10

    BobG

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    I remark, "Are you guys stupid or just blind? How could all three of you walk right into the same bar?!", as I swing the bar around in the air for emphasis.
     
  12. Sep 13, 2007 #11
    I won't even mention how irrelevent that is.
     
  13. Sep 13, 2007 #12

    BobG

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    Smart move. Never bring a bottle to a bar fight.

    Well, unless everyone's fighting with bars of soap. In that case, a bottle might be pretty intimidating.
     
  14. Sep 13, 2007 #13
    BobG. Please don't ruin this thread.
     
  15. Sep 13, 2007 #14

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    * I walk into the bar and say, "hey BobG, I'm making a run down to Mexico. Wanna go?"*
     
  16. Sep 13, 2007 #15

    BobG

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    Heck, I'll go anywhere with Math is Hard.

    *I leave the bar with Math Is Hard complaining, "I've had a hard day. I was leaving the vault and the strap to my backpack got caught on the door handle, leaving my strap inside with me and the pack outside. I had to saw my left arm off with my Swiss Army knife to free myself."*
     
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  17. Sep 13, 2007 #16

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    Math Jeans missed a perfect opportunity to take down BobG, currently on the FBI's most wanted list for swinging bars in swinging bars and making jokes about soap.
     
  18. Sep 13, 2007 #17

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    *MIH and the armless BobG make a clean getaway. They were last seen heading for Dr. Foofer's ranch just south of Ensenada.*
     
  19. Sep 13, 2007 #18
    *When I walk in I see math jeans holding a shanked beer bottle in his hand*
    *I quickly run to the pool table and grab the que ball and a pool stick*
    *math jeans is looking very threatening so I throw the q ball at his throat, break the pool stick over my knee, and stab him through the eye with one end*
    *I run around in circles with glee, as I have just slayed the cockroach*






    hey we are supposed to be having a bar fight right?
     
  20. Sep 13, 2007 #19
    yes we are.

    *What gravenewworld doesnt realize is that my eye is fake because I had lost my other in a different bar fight. The fake one was glass, so it did not penetrate far.*
    *I pull some rope from my bag and break the rest of my beer bottle.*
    *I take the two pieces from the pool stick and tie two sharp shards of glass to the ends.*
    (basically, I have two sticks with very sharp blades at the end.)
    *I slice off gravenwworld's arms, take the cue ball, and knock him out cold.*
    *I stand ready with my weapons.*
     
  21. Sep 13, 2007 #20

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    I show up for my gig running an open-mic jam and start setting up the drums, sound system, and my guitars and amps. The others will be here soon. Notice that Math Jeans is acting wound up and needs to chill, and waves to the bartender to indicate "buy a round for the loon".
     
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