The "biological clock" thing You know that concept expressed as "my biological clock is ticking", the purported compulsion on the part of women to have children while all their girlyparts are still, er, reproductively in the black? Before Ol' Mother Nature, y'know, revokes the franchise? (The notion seems somewhat generalizing to me since I've met many women with no interest in having kids, and many men who are obsessed with the idea.) So I came up with a great idea for what to call that: Restless Eggs Syndrome. Ha! Hahaha! I kill me! I guess this is one of those posts where an obnoxious person just says something without any definite intent to start a conversation. The thread, as it were, is already all ova. (Oh, snap!) We could talk about Restless Eggs Syndrome and what other names there are for it. Or I could be manacled and placed in the stocks and everyone could throw tomatoes at me.