The give away shope

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I need $3 - how much would that cost? :wink:
 
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honestrosewater said:
I need $3 - how much would that cost? :wink:
OK, clever clogs, you can have 3$ for a 1£ BUTT it is a once only offer.
 
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can I have $1,000,000 for £1? as a one time offer?
 
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yomamma said:
can I have $1,000,000 for £1? as a one time offer?

Well you cheeky os and os, as my shope is a bottemless pit, yes i go by my
word, you can have your $1,000,000, but beware it comes with a catch,
buyer inspect your goods before leavinig this shope.
 
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yomamma said:
?

Well a $1,000,000 bucks, what i sell is not is not always explicit
 
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icvotria said:
I'll have that please.




I'm going to try sell it to Brewnog for £1.15, mwahahahaha...


Quiet you, you don't know nothing about shadows! :wink:
 
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brewnog said:
Quiet you, you don't know nothing about shadows! :wink:

Hey up Brewy, i once had a commet, 1 short of 2 but it went like SoaS and
i loved it, but alas i bent it, now its in biker heaven.
 
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wolram said:
Hey up Brewy, i once had a commet, 1 short of 2 but it went like SoaS and
i loved it, but alas i bent it, now its in biker heaven.


Didn't know you were a biker. 1 short of 2? You wor?
 
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brewnog said:
Didn't know you were a biker. 1 short of 2? You wor?
The commet was single cylinder, bikes were my life, but metal inserts sort of
made it difficult.
 
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wolram said:
The commet was single cylinder, bikes were my life, but metal inserts sort of
made it difficult.


Ahh, get you (I think). I'd absolutely love to have a quick bike, but I'm almost certain that I'd kill myself (or someone else) within a year or so. Probably best stick to cars.

AdrianBaker, I believe, is a biker, and a competitive one at that.
 
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brewnog said:
Ahh, get you (I think). I'd absolutely love to have a quick bike, but I'm almost certain that I'd kill myself (or someone else) within a year or so. Probably best stick to cars.

AdrianBaker, I believe, is a biker, and a competitive one at that.

Brewy, you can not live until you have experianced riding a fast british bike,
the 100 mph was a target, for these oily un reliable death traps, but we had
some fun.
 
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wolram said:
Brewy, you can not live until you have experianced riding a fast british bike,
the 100 mph was a target, for these oily un reliable death traps, but we had
some fun.

I don't need any encouragement, really. It's a matter of self restraint. Maybe I'll get one when I hit 40, and have a bit more road sense, and less of a future. Meanwhile, I have plans for a Caterham 7 style kit.
 
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Well ok old pal, but be sure to wrap up warm.
 
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Almost forgot where I was for a second there!

Can I please have a Triumph Sprint ST for £1?

And a souped-up ambulance, with dedicated crew to follow me round all day, for another £1?

And a Caterham 7, for another £1?

And a really warm scarf?
 
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brewnog said:
Almost forgot where I was for a second there!

Can I please have a Triumph Sprint ST for £1?

And a souped-up ambulance, with dedicated crew to follow me round all day, for another £1?

And a Caterham 7, for another £1?

And a really warm scarf?

Yep its a done deal, and i am throwing in a thick wooly jumper :biggrin:
 
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wolram said:
Yep its a done deal, and i am throwing in a thick wooly jumper :biggrin:
Oh, you sell mountain goats too? :biggrin: Be careful- they may not like being thrown about.
 
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honestrosewater said:
Oh, you sell mountain goats too? :biggrin: Be careful- they may not like being thrown about.

Yep, we sell every thing here, including all kinds of beasts, most are tame
but one is not, all for £1 or $2.
 
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wolram said:
Yep, we sell every thing here, including all kinds of beasts, most are tame
but one is not, all for £1 or $2.
I'll take the wild one, please.
 
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honestrosewater said:
I'll take the wild one, please.

Well he be a bit of an andfull him being a ram an all, so take care, that will
be £1 or $2 madam.
 
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wolram said:
Well he be a bit of an andfull him being a ram an all, so take care, that will
be £1 or $2 madam.
Hm, I was hoping for a stallion. Are you sure there isn't one out back? :smile:
 
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wolram said:
bikes were my life, but metal inserts sort of
made it difficult.
If you'd opted for the Viagra instead, you'd still be able to sit on one.
 
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Danger said:
If you'd opted for the Viagra instead, you'd still be able to sit on one.

Danger as usual, i have absolutly no idea what you mean.
 
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honestrosewater said:
Hm, I was hoping for a stallion. Are you sure there isn't one out back? :smile:
Well i have, but i warn you, the last lady to buy him had to return him, she
said he was uncontrollable.
 
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wolram said:
Well i have, but i warn you, the last lady to buy him had to return him, she
said he was uncontrollable.
What makes you think I want to tame him? :wink: I'm setting him free. If he likes me, he'll return. Here, $2.
 
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honestrosewater said:
What makes you think I want to tame him? :wink: I'm setting him free. If he likes me, he'll return. Here, $2.

Well i only hope he is to your satisfaction mad am, but watch your furniture
and stuff, he nibbles every thing.
 
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wolram said:
Well i only hope he is to your satisfaction mad am, but watch your furniture
and stuff, he nibbles every thing.
Are you being naughty, or is it just me? :rolleyes: Maybe I just have a dirty mind. Do you sell anything for that?
 
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honestrosewater said:
Are you being naughty, or is it just me? :rolleyes: Maybe I just have a dirty mind. Do you sell anything for that?

Well i must admit i am no o:) I think a hard workout is best, i have books on
the subject £1 or $2.
 
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wolram said:
Well i must admit i am no o:) I think a hard workout is best, i have books on
the subject £1 or $2.
I should have spoken earlier, but it looks like you gave away a 'p' in your shoppe. :biggrin:
 
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http://www.dafont.com/img/charmap/argor_got_scaqh0/80.png [Broken]

no I bought it! lovely isn't it?

one can never have enough p's
 
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hypatia said:
http://www.dafont.com/img/charmap/argor_got_scaqh0/80.png [Broken]

no I bought it! lovely isn't it?

one can never have enough p's

Lovely is as lovely does, you ladies are so kind, i am sure you would not, "take",
my, "p", :biggrin:
 
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:rofl: It goes beyond all my sensibilities to be a "p" pincher :rofl:
 

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