# The give away shope

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I need $3 - how much would that cost? Gold Member Dearly Missed honestrosewater said: I need$3 - how much would that cost?
OK, clever clogs, you can have 3$for a 1£ BUTT it is a once only offer. Gold Member can I have$1,000,000 for £1? as a one time offer?

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yomamma said:
can I have $1,000,000 for £1? as a one time offer? Well you cheeky os and os, as my shope is a bottemless pit, yes i go by my word, you can have your$1,000,000, but beware it comes with a catch,

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yomamma said:
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Well a $1,000,000 bucks, what i sell is not is not always explicit Science Advisor Gold Member icvotria said: I'll have that please. I'm going to try sell it to Brewnog for £1.15, mwahahahaha... Quiet you, you don't know nothing about shadows! Gold Member Dearly Missed brewnog said: Quiet you, you don't know nothing about shadows! Hey up Brewy, i once had a commet, 1 short of 2 but it went like SoaS and i loved it, but alas i bent it, now its in biker heaven. Science Advisor Gold Member wolram said: Hey up Brewy, i once had a commet, 1 short of 2 but it went like SoaS and i loved it, but alas i bent it, now its in biker heaven. Didn't know you were a biker. 1 short of 2? You wor? Gold Member Dearly Missed brewnog said: Didn't know you were a biker. 1 short of 2? You wor? The commet was single cylinder, bikes were my life, but metal inserts sort of made it difficult. Science Advisor Gold Member wolram said: The commet was single cylinder, bikes were my life, but metal inserts sort of made it difficult. Ahh, get you (I think). I'd absolutely love to have a quick bike, but I'm almost certain that I'd kill myself (or someone else) within a year or so. Probably best stick to cars. AdrianBaker, I believe, is a biker, and a competitive one at that. Gold Member Dearly Missed brewnog said: Ahh, get you (I think). I'd absolutely love to have a quick bike, but I'm almost certain that I'd kill myself (or someone else) within a year or so. Probably best stick to cars. AdrianBaker, I believe, is a biker, and a competitive one at that. Brewy, you can not live until you have experianced riding a fast british bike, the 100 mph was a target, for these oily un reliable death traps, but we had some fun. Science Advisor Gold Member wolram said: Brewy, you can not live until you have experianced riding a fast british bike, the 100 mph was a target, for these oily un reliable death traps, but we had some fun. I don't need any encouragement, really. It's a matter of self restraint. Maybe I'll get one when I hit 40, and have a bit more road sense, and less of a future. Meanwhile, I have plans for a Caterham 7 style kit. Gold Member Dearly Missed Well ok old pal, but be sure to wrap up warm. Science Advisor Gold Member Almost forgot where I was for a second there! Can I please have a Triumph Sprint ST for £1? And a souped-up ambulance, with dedicated crew to follow me round all day, for another £1? And a Caterham 7, for another £1? And a really warm scarf? Gold Member Dearly Missed brewnog said: Almost forgot where I was for a second there! Can I please have a Triumph Sprint ST for £1? And a souped-up ambulance, with dedicated crew to follow me round all day, for another £1? And a Caterham 7, for another £1? And a really warm scarf? Yep its a done deal, and i am throwing in a thick wooly jumper Gold Member wolram said: Yep its a done deal, and i am throwing in a thick wooly jumper Oh, you sell mountain goats too? Be careful- they may not like being thrown about. Gold Member Dearly Missed honestrosewater said: Oh, you sell mountain goats too? Be careful- they may not like being thrown about. Yep, we sell every thing here, including all kinds of beasts, most are tame but one is not, all for £1 or$2.

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wolram said:
Yep, we sell every thing here, including all kinds of beasts, most are tame
but one is not, all for £1 or $2. I'll take the wild one, please. Gold Member Dearly Missed honestrosewater said: I'll take the wild one, please. Well he be a bit of an andfull him being a ram an all, so take care, that will be £1 or$2 madam.

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wolram said:
Well he be a bit of an andfull him being a ram an all, so take care, that will
be £1 or $2 madam. Hm, I was hoping for a stallion. Are you sure there isn't one out back? Gold Member wolram said: bikes were my life, but metal inserts sort of made it difficult. If you'd opted for the Viagra instead, you'd still be able to sit on one. Gold Member Dearly Missed Danger said: If you'd opted for the Viagra instead, you'd still be able to sit on one. Danger as usual, i have absolutly no idea what you mean. Gold Member Dearly Missed honestrosewater said: Hm, I was hoping for a stallion. Are you sure there isn't one out back? Well i have, but i warn you, the last lady to buy him had to return him, she said he was uncontrollable. Gold Member wolram said: Well i have, but i warn you, the last lady to buy him had to return him, she said he was uncontrollable. What makes you think I want to tame him? I'm setting him free. If he likes me, he'll return. Here,$2.

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honestrosewater said:
What makes you think I want to tame him? I'm setting him free. If he likes me, he'll return. Here, $2. Well i only hope he is to your satisfaction mad am, but watch your furniture and stuff, he nibbles every thing. Gold Member wolram said: Well i only hope he is to your satisfaction mad am, but watch your furniture and stuff, he nibbles every thing. Are you being naughty, or is it just me? Maybe I just have a dirty mind. Do you sell anything for that? Gold Member Dearly Missed honestrosewater said: Are you being naughty, or is it just me? Maybe I just have a dirty mind. Do you sell anything for that? Well i must admit i am no I think a hard workout is best, i have books on the subject £1 or$2.

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wolram said:
Well i must admit i am no I think a hard workout is best, i have books on
the subject £1 or \$2.
I should have spoken earlier, but it looks like you gave away a 'p' in your shoppe.

hypatia
http://www.dafont.com/img/charmap/argor_got_scaqh0/80.png [Broken]

no I bought it! lovely isn't it?

one can never have enough p's

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hypatia said:
http://www.dafont.com/img/charmap/argor_got_scaqh0/80.png [Broken]

no I bought it! lovely isn't it?

one can never have enough p's

Lovely is as lovely does, you ladies are so kind, i am sure you would not, "take",
my, "p",

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hypatia
:rofl: It goes beyond all my sensibilities to be a "p" pincher :rofl: