The give away shope

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wolram
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brewnog said:
Almost forgot where I was for a second there!

Can I please have a Triumph Sprint ST for £1?

And a souped-up ambulance, with dedicated crew to follow me round all day, for another £1?

And a Caterham 7, for another £1?

And a really warm scarf?

Yep its a done deal, and i am throwing in a thick wooly jumper :biggrin:
 
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wolram said:
Yep its a done deal, and i am throwing in a thick wooly jumper :biggrin:
Oh, you sell mountain goats too? :biggrin: Be careful- they may not like being thrown about.
 
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honestrosewater said:
Oh, you sell mountain goats too? :biggrin: Be careful- they may not like being thrown about.

Yep, we sell every thing here, including all kinds of beasts, most are tame
but one is not, all for £1 or $2.
 
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wolram said:
Yep, we sell every thing here, including all kinds of beasts, most are tame
but one is not, all for £1 or $2.
I'll take the wild one, please.
 
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honestrosewater said:
I'll take the wild one, please.

Well he be a bit of an andfull him being a ram an all, so take care, that will
be £1 or $2 madam.
 
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wolram said:
Well he be a bit of an andfull him being a ram an all, so take care, that will
be £1 or $2 madam.
Hm, I was hoping for a stallion. Are you sure there isn't one out back? :smile:
 
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wolram said:
bikes were my life, but metal inserts sort of
made it difficult.
If you'd opted for the Viagra instead, you'd still be able to sit on one.
 
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Danger said:
If you'd opted for the Viagra instead, you'd still be able to sit on one.

Danger as usual, i have absolutly no idea what you mean.
 
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honestrosewater said:
Hm, I was hoping for a stallion. Are you sure there isn't one out back? :smile:
Well i have, but i warn you, the last lady to buy him had to return him, she
said he was uncontrollable.
 
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wolram said:
Well i have, but i warn you, the last lady to buy him had to return him, she
said he was uncontrollable.
What makes you think I want to tame him? :wink: I'm setting him free. If he likes me, he'll return. Here, $2.
 
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honestrosewater said:
What makes you think I want to tame him? :wink: I'm setting him free. If he likes me, he'll return. Here, $2.

Well i only hope he is to your satisfaction mad am, but watch your furniture
and stuff, he nibbles every thing.
 
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wolram said:
Well i only hope he is to your satisfaction mad am, but watch your furniture
and stuff, he nibbles every thing.
Are you being naughty, or is it just me? :rolleyes: Maybe I just have a dirty mind. Do you sell anything for that?
 
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honestrosewater said:
Are you being naughty, or is it just me? :rolleyes: Maybe I just have a dirty mind. Do you sell anything for that?

Well i must admit i am no o:) I think a hard workout is best, i have books on
the subject £1 or $2.
 
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wolram said:
Well i must admit i am no o:) I think a hard workout is best, i have books on
the subject £1 or $2.
I should have spoken earlier, but it looks like you gave away a 'p' in your shoppe. :biggrin:
 
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http://www.dafont.com/img/charmap/argor_got_scaqh0/80.png [Broken]

no I bought it! lovely isn't it?

one can never have enough p's
 
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hypatia said:
http://www.dafont.com/img/charmap/argor_got_scaqh0/80.png [Broken]

no I bought it! lovely isn't it?

one can never have enough p's

Lovely is as lovely does, you ladies are so kind, i am sure you would not, "take",
my, "p", :biggrin:
 
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:rofl: It goes beyond all my sensibilities to be a "p" pincher :rofl:
 

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