The Give Away Shope - Everything £1/$2!

[wolram]

We are open all hours,we sell every thing you can imagine , and every thing is £1 or 2$ what is your pleasure?

 

[brewnog]

Ten chomps, please.

 

[zanazzi78]

3 5 penny sweets! How much?

 

[wolram]

3 5 penny sweets! How much?

£1 every thing is £1 or 2$

 

[zanazzi78]

£1 every thing is £1 or 2$

No thanks,l i`ll shop some where else ...

 

[wolram]

Ten chomps, please.

Is that all, how conservative of you .

 

[wolram]

No thanks,l i`ll shop some where else ...

Cheep skate.

 

[zanazzi78]

If every thing cost £1 or $2 why is it called the GIVE AWAY shop?

 

[hypatia]

my dog needs a bone, or she will lick my knee caps off...hurry..a knee cap emergency!

 

[zanazzi78]

my dog needs a bone, or she will lick my knee caps off...hurry..a knee cap emergency!

But a new knee cap is only £1 or $2 ...

 

[wolram]

my dog needs a bone, or she will lick my knee caps off...hurry..a knee cap emergency!

Why do dogs get all the tasty bits?

 

[hypatia]

hmmm now that's a deal, but does it include installation?

 

[wolram]

If every thing cost £1 or $2 why is it called the GIVE AWAY shop?

It is called, The give away shope.

 

[zanazzi78]

It is called, The give away shope.

OK

but ... If every thing costs £1 or $2 why is it called the give away shope ?

 

[zanazzi78]

hmmm now that's a deal, but does it include installation?

i reckon installation is probably another £1 or $2 ... Wolrams got to make some money !

 

[wolram]

i reckon installation is probably another £1 or $2 ... Wolrams got to make some money !

Sorry we can only install two, they come in pairs, for £1 or "$

 

[hypatia]

well as long as it matches the other knee caps..hope he's not just selling odd sized ones.

 

[wolram]

Deal of the day, false teeth, full set perfect working order, only used once
£1 or 2$

 

[zanazzi78]

Deal of the day, false teeth, full set perfect working order, only used once
£1 or 2$

Only £1 or $2 ... you do surprise me !

No thanks I`m rather partial to soup

 

[wolram]

Second deal of the day, Rolls Royce Ghost, catch it your self £1 or 2$

 

[zanazzi78]

Actaully there is something i`d like; a large portion of sanity, please

 

[wolram]

Actaully there is something i`d like; a large portion of sanity, please

Sanity, now where did i put that, sanitary, are yes carbolic or bleach ?

 

[brewnog]

I'll have the ghost for £1, please.

 

[wolram]

I'll have the ghost for £1, please.

Its all yours sir, And by the way we all so have a Phantom.

 

[brewnog]

I'll have that too then, thank you kindly.


Any silver spirits? I'll have those too.

 

[Severfeelor]

do this thread belonges to britiany barons ?

 

[zanazzi78]

Sanity, now where did i put that, sanitary, are yes carbolic or bleach ?

some thing non-caustic

 

[mattmns]

Considering that the US dollar has been going down for a while, I am not sure if I could afford £1.

 

[wolram]

some thing non-caustic

What did i say?

 

[wolram]

I'll have that too then, thank you kindly.


Any silver spirits? I'll have those too.

Silver spirits? i have one some where, how about this Vincent Black Shadow ?

 

[icvotria]

Silver spirits? i have one some where, how about this Vincent Black Shadow ?

I'll have that please.




I'm going to try sell it to Brewnog for £1.15, mwahahahaha...

 

[wolram]

I'll have that please.




I'm going to try sell it to Brewnog for £1.15, mwahahahaha...

Can i really sell a shadow?

 

[wolram]

Deal of the day 10,000 washer holes £1 or 2$

Also shanks pony, well used but in full working order £1 or 2$

 

[JamesU]

can I buy something for a pound? it's cheaper than $2

 

[wolram]

can I buy something for a pound? it's cheaper than $2

Yep, i am doing a great trade in sky hooks, 20 for a £1.