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The Impact Point Song

  1. Jan 1, 2005 #1
    The Impact Point Song
    ***
    If Archimedes look around
    To find Newton underground
    He would use his "c" class lever
    To teach Newton the manners of clever
    ***
    Newton, Newton, you naughty one
    What the hell you think you've done?
    You distorted the balance you woke our GOD
    Your punishment is routing and eating the mud
    ***
    Who asked you to do physics?
    You can't count even your fingers right.
    Now the future is cataclysmic,
    I doubt that even my levers
    Could make it again bright.
    ***
    Newton, you scum,
    You proud British clown,
    You had your time up
    Now you're going down.
    ***
    DedaNoe
     
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  3. Jan 1, 2005 #2

    brewnog

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    But... but.... 'lever' doesn't rhyme with 'clever'!
     
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