Who is Evo's Dream Man? A funny story of love and lemon IQ

[Ivan Seeking]

Moonbear's dream man, just the right amount of *bling*

Hmmmm, lime-green with zebra...?

I would have walked right past it at Wal Mart.

 

[Moonbear]

and flashin' da benjamins!

:!) :!) :!) Ah, my kind of guy! :rofl:

Some old lady is probably getting really annoyed that her curtains keep disappearing though. :rofl:

 

[Math Is Hard]

I like a guy who can keep me warm at night...

http://www.nutimesnewroman.neu.edu/v4i1/assets/articles/sleaze.jpg

 

[Evo]

I like a guy who can keep me warm at night...

http://www.nutimesnewroman.neu.edu/v4i1/assets/articles/sleaze.jpg

Hubba-hubba[/URL] :!) Now we're talking "real" men.

 

[Mattara]

You'll have to make a choice very soon.
Otherwise, they'll leave. Together.

What says Evo cannot have both? Are you secretly insulting Evo's sex appeal

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[arildno]

Okay, Evo. So it is bears you really enjoy!
Here's one for you:
http://aces.tabulas.com/lainie/big/dancing_bear_man.gif

 

[Evo]

Okay, Evo. So it is bears you really enjoy!
Here's one for you:
http://aces.tabulas.com/lainie/big/dancing_bear_man.gif

That is one talented bear!

 

[arildno]

Since Evo now has galores to choose from, I humbly beg for this one:
http://www.alienazioni.com/credits/Che.jpg

 

[Schrodinger's Dog]

Is that Cat?

No this is Cat guy on the left from Red Dwarf

Homo Felis, the result of a few million years of evolution of Lister's cat and it's children.

Inbred, self obsessed, shallow and very very perfect. Fish complex too.

What do you think Evo?

 

[Arctic Fox]

Okay you can stop staring at it...

 

[Tsu]

:!) Wow, now I can't decide.

The first guy has bigger feet.

 

[rocketboy]

i'm going to throw up. I'm afraid to quote the photo that induces this feeling but I think you know which one(s) they are.

 

[FrogPad]

i'm going to throw up. I'm afraid to quote the photo that induces this feeling but I think you know which one(s) they are.

The induced feeling of arousal? It's ok you can tell us, and quote it if you want.

 

[arildno]

I think rocketboy is referring to his reverse-bowels-syndrome feeling.

 

[rocketboy]

I think rocketboy is referring to his reverse-bowels-syndrome feeling.

yea, that's the one that causes ppl to

throw up

it wouldn't be too hot if i threw up when aroused. haha

 

[arildno]

Actually, rocketboy, in "120 days in Sodom", one of the sexual "delights" Marquis de Sade describes is "vomit sex".
I vomited when I read about it, and flung away the book, so I'll spare you the details.
That way, you may keep your keyboard functional somewhat longer.

 

[Moonbear]

Okay you can stop staring at it...

All I can say is...thank the stars he's wearing a cup! :yuck:

 

[Cyrus]

That's not a cup baby :rofl: that's his? sack! :yuck:

 

[Math Is Hard]

That's not a cup baby :rofl: that's his? sack! :yuck:

ugh! I think she did that just to make you look. :yuck:

 

[Moonbear]

ugh! I think she did that just to make you look. :yuck:

:rofl:

 

[rocketboy]

if people could stop quoting the picture in their responses it would make life a lot more enjoyable

lol... how on Earth do you find an image like that anyway? what do you search for?

 

[Cyrus]

What's that you say rocketboy?

 

[NoTime]

He's male...

Are you sure about that :rofl:

I got to go with Pengwuino on this one.

 

[BobG]

if people could stop quoting the picture in their responses it would make life a lot more enjoyable

lol... how on Earth do you find an image like that anyway? what do you search for?

Maybe she just took a photograph of one of the locals. I'm just wondering which category that picture's going to wind up in for our local photo contests. :rofl:

 

[arunbg]

The "Photos that make you throw up" contest ?

 

[rocketboy]

The "Photos that make you throw up" contest ?

I wouldn't vote for fear that they might put up the winning photo.

 

[Evo]

Lisab's PF Dream thread brought this one up.

 

[Crazy Tosser]

The guy uses the thing for balance like dinosaurs used their tails, telling you...

 

[lisab]

Lisab's PF Dream thread brought this one up.

OM dear G! My thread on dreaming about online life made this thread come up... !

 

[Kurdt]

He certainly is a sharply dressed fellow Evo.

 

[dlgoff]

Lisab's PF Dream thread brought this one up.

You guys are killing me. :rofl: I can see why it's still in your mind.