The plural of moose is moose. What's with that!? It should be meese!!! Don't you think?
And why is 'ghoti' pronounced 'fish'?
(Or was it, why is 'fish' spelt 'ghoti'? I get confused so easily. Come back Bernard!)
Because there just enough women in the nation.
You are reasoning from the example of "goose", I take it. However a closer look at the situation reveals that the plural of elk is elk, and the plural of deer is deer, and the plural of caribou is caribou. I think it's an antler club thing.
N.P.P.S.(Plural of elk can be either elk or elks)
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What about sheep? I don't recall seeing a sheep with antlers.
And I'm a welshman, I've seen a lot of sheep...
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Sheep take 'em off when there's people around.
and don't even mention ox
speaking of pluralities. When I was young I learned one octopus, two octopi. However, I just watched a show on them and all the scientists used octopuses.
Should rightly be octopodes. But that's a lost cause.
English is a pidjin tongue (French+Nordic) + (Low German+Nordic) + ...+ Latin + Greek + Tagalog + Malay + various Native American tongues + ...
Octalpi? It's about 3.1104 or so.
Ooooo, SelfAdjoint! No, No No. English may be a bastard tongue but it is definitely not pidjin.
That's true, I tried talking to some pidjins in english, but they looked at me like they didn't know what the heck I was talking about, Bastards!
You're confusing moose with mouse, you know:
moose -> moose
mouse -> mice
louse -> lice (cf loose -> loose)
nouse -> nice (cf noose -> noose)
grouse -> grice
house -> hice
The moose, mice, lice, grouse ... even the piddly jinns (when not tipsy) ... they all 'get' it.
Who said English spelling was hard?
Sometimes I feel like all of existence is an inside joke, and I don't get it.
Shouldn't one person from Portugal be called a Portugoose?
I thought he'd be a Portuguy.
HUH?? you told me it was 3.11048th, ya know Octal then Pi!!
Oh ya, in Canada the plural of Moose is Moose+, or Mooses
Sheep are always in a group (herd?) If one were to see one sheep wouldn't it then be a shoop with or without horns or antlers. If one saw a herd of houses would one be looking at hice or heese. I think I'm going to be sick.
Did anyone ever find out how to burn your foot while making popcorn?
YIKES!! did I get **** for that one, so I have now been corrected, the plural of "Moose", in Canada, is "2 Moose", also known as "Two Moose" my apologies to all Canadians for the error, so sorry!
Separate names with a comma.