Originally presented by by Payman at Car and Driver:
Little known story from Genesis:
God created Adam, and saw that he was good. Not long after, though, God noticed that Adam was sad.
GOD: Why are you sad, my son?
ADAM: I feel lonely, my Lord. Could you make a companion for me?
GOD: Of course, my son! I will make you a companion that will cook for you, clean for you, understand all of your needs and wants, and will mate with you whenever you desire. All that I must take back in return is both of your legs and an arm.
ADAM: Jeez...what can I get for a rib???