The Origin of Woman

Originally presented by by Payman at Car and Driver:

Little known story from Genesis:

God created Adam, and saw that he was good. Not long after, though, God noticed that Adam was sad.

GOD: Why are you sad, my son?

ADAM: I feel lonely, my Lord. Could you make a companion for me?

GOD: Of course, my son! I will make you a companion that will cook for you, clean for you, understand all of your needs and wants, and will mate with you whenever you desire. All that I must take back in return is both of your legs and an arm.

ADAM: Jeez...what can I get for a rib???
 
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Didn't God took one of Adam's ribs and used it as a foundation to make a Woman
 

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Originally posted by The_Professional
Didn't God took one of Adam's ribs and used it as a foundation to make a Woman
That's the joke... :smile:
 
Yikes, I just read the entire thing
 

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lol, you FORGOT to read the punch line?? :P
 
If it looks long I tend to skim through it
 

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Originally posted by The_Professional
If it looks long I tend to skim through it
Excellent come back! It was, after all, 11 lines long (including the title). :wink:
 
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Here's one with a similar sting a girlfriend I once had told me:

God: "Well, Adam, how do you like the woman I made for you?

Adam: She is gorgeous! So soft and curvy. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: "So you would love her."

Adam: "And why did you make her so stupid?"

God: "So she would love you."
 
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Dont see whats so funny about those jokes, they both seem pretty accurate to me.
 

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Originally posted by Andy
Dont see whats so funny about those jokes, they both seem pretty accurate to me.
THAT's what's so FUNNY!!
 

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