The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

[wolram]

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

know any?

 

[Danger]

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

know any?

I knew one quick brown fox once, but she was too quick and got away. All dogs are lazy, so yes to that one.

 

[wolram]

I knew one quick brown fox once, but she was too quick and got away. All dogs are lazy, so yes to that one.

No you great hairy muffin, sentences that use all letters in alphabet.

 

[Math Is Hard]

No you great hairy muffin,

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[hypatia]

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs

 

[brewnog]

Jackdaws love my big sphynx of quartz.

 

[FredGarvin]

What the heck is a 'jackdaw'?

 

[wolram]

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs

I like this one.

 

[wolram]

Jackdaws love my big sphynx of quartz.

Whatch out where them crows peck.

 

[Adrian Baker]

What the heck is a 'jackdaw'?

An English bird - a member of the Crow family.


http://www.rspb.org.uk/Images/jackdaw_tcm3-21010.jpg

I love the call they make.

 

[JamesU]

MIH has the zoloft thing as an avatar

 

[Evo]

MIH has the zoloft thing as an avatar

That's where I recognized that from! It's cute though. :tongue:

 

[Math Is Hard]

MIH has the zoloft thing as an avatar

I thought it might put me in a better mood.

 

[JamesU]

I thought it might put me in a better mood.

I thought you were already taking the pill

 

[Math Is Hard]

I thought you were already taking the pill

Nope, not me. I never take pills. Not even vitamins.

 

[Math Is Hard]

French pangram: Portez ce whisky au vieux juge blond qui fume.

(Go take this whisky to the old blond judge who is smoking.)

 

[Moonbear]

As long as there's no requirement for it being short, I have this one that I just made up (I checked twice, I'm pretty sure I got all the letters). I think Danger might be able to relate to it.

Random zebras very happily juggle quarters while playing the xylophone for drunken Canadians.

 

[mattmns]

How about:

Moonbear and company were very excited to join the party after hearing about the quick and untimely loss of our beloved franzbear.

 

[JamesU]

Nope, not me. I never take pills. Not even vitamins.

what about the little greens ones. you know the illegal ones

 

[Math Is Hard]

what about the little greens ones. you know the illegal ones

Green ones? What are those? Chicklets gum?

 

[JamesU]

yes, chicklets gum...

illegal drugs!

 

[Danger]

No you great hairy muffin, sentences that use all letters in alphabet.

Muffin? :grumpy:

If a bakery product, at least a crumpet! (That's the male form of 'strumpet', right? :uhh: )

 

[JamesU]

(That's the male form of 'strumpet', right? :uhh: )

then what's a trumpet?!

 

[Danger]

then what's a trumpet?!

Hermaphrodite.

 

[JamesU]

I thought the term was 'hamorphadite'

 

[wolram]

Muffin? :grumpy:

If a bakery product, at least a crumpet! (That's the male form of 'strumpet', right? :uhh: )

No, its from Muffin the mule, silly ass.

 

[wolram]

As long as there's no requirement for it being short, I have this one that I just made up (I checked twice, I'm pretty sure I got all the letters). I think Danger might be able to relate to it.

Random zebras very happily juggle quarters while playing the xylophone for drunken Canadians.

Hmmm, must worth a gold star, for originality

 

[*Kia*]

Brick quiz whangs jumpy veldt fox <<<<< the shortest pangram known by the oxford dictionary

 

[wolram]

Brick quiz whangs jumpy veldt fox <<<<< the shortest pangram known by the oxford dictionary

Everyone knows that if you, jump a whangy velt, you are libel to get bricks
thrown at you.

 

[Danger]

No, its from Muffin the mule, silly ass.

What the hell is 'Muffin the mule'? We occassionaly encounter 'mule muffins' in the pastures around here, but I've never heard the words used in reverse order.

Brick quiz whangs jumpy veldt fox <<<<< the shortest pangram known by the oxford dictionary

Maybe if I hadn't been so persistent in trying to whang that quick brown fox, she wouldn't have run off.

 

[wolram]

What the hell is 'Muffin the mule'? We occassionaly encounter 'mule muffins' in the pastures around here, but I've never heard the words used in reverse order.


Maybe if I hadn't been so persistent in trying to whang that quick brown fox, she wouldn't have run off.

MY belly hurts, now we must be sensible, read Chit Chat
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Danger]

MY belly hurts, now we must be sensible, read Chit Chat
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Sorry 'bout that... not! :tongue:
Seriously, though, I don't know what you're talking about. Must be some Brit book that never made it over the pond.

 

[wolram]

Muffin the Mule ,was an old kiddies tv program from way back.
Hence the connection.

 

[Danger]

Hence the connection.

Good enough. Carry on.

 

[Gokul43201]

I thought the term was 'hamorphadite'

Not to be a pedantic, old muffin, but here's a way to remember :

Hermaphrodite was the son of the Greek demigod Hermes and the Goddess Aphrodite. (the story of Herm is the real origin of the meaning of the word)