# The tiki bar is failing!

1. Jul 4, 2005

### JamesU

we need to sell some more pot suckers!
*paces back and forth like in an earlier moonbear post*

SOS! I need ou to enter the national weelchair wheelies contest for $50,000! Astronuc! I need you to mix the best drink ever, even more powerful than flying zoobies! then sell the rights to it's secret formula for at least$20,000
Moonbear! create some weird and cool biology experament that will change the world! we will advertise it with the tiki bar!
Danger, zoobie! I need you to go door-to-door and sell pot suckers until we raise at least \$1,000.
As for me, I'll hold auditions for the tiki bar's new TV commercial featuring some endorsements from lots of famous people!

good luck...

2. Jul 4, 2005

### TheStatutoryApe

Famous people? You mean like Stephen Hawking?

I've been trying to keep the bar going. I saved it from page 2 earlier this afternoon.

3. Jul 4, 2005

### JamesU

stephen hawking is not only in our commercial, he's also entering the wheelchair wheelies with SOS.

4. Jul 7, 2005