# The ugliest thing I ever saw

Danger
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2CentsWorth said:
Maybe make ammends by working at the cucumber factory?
Just make sure you're careful in there, and watch where you're going. If they're anything like the blind lesbians in the fish market, those nuns'll trample you to death.

Staff Emeritus
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Re Moonbear: Yes, I should have mentioned that the large rat in the center is pregnant.

Tsu
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Moonbear said:
Okay sisters, which method should we use for torturing this one? I think Hypatia brought up the topic of boiling in oil recently. I don't think we've done that one yet.
Skip the tourture. I've just cleaned my bazooka. Wanna test it out?

Math Is Hard
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Tsu said:
Skip the tourture. I've just cleaned my bazooka. Wanna test it out?
Yes, please!! Teach me how to use it?

Danger
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Math Is Hard said:
Yes, please!! Teach me how to use it?
Down, girl! It's not what you think...

cronxeh
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what the... HEY.. is that what you Canadians call a bazooka now?!

Danger
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cronxeh said:
what the... HEY.. is that what you Canadians call a bazooka now?!
No, not us. I figured, from MIH's enthusiastic reaction, that she misunderstood. I forgot about her being a Texan though; I suppose she could get that excited over a weapon...

Tsu
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Math Is Hard said:
Yes, please!! Teach me how to use it?
Okey Dokey! First, open the car door (yes, that's your bazooka mounted on the roof ) and sit in the drivers seat. See that little glowing dial next to th CD player? Push the buttons on the edge of the dial (up, down, left, right) until what you want to blow away is in your 'sights' (see camera to the right of the dial). Then just push the little button in the middle of the dial and hang on to that steering wheel!! - especially if you're using it on that gas-guzzling SUV in front of you on the freeway! (thanks for overusing a limited resource and jacking up the prices again!! :grumpy: ya big BOZO!! Push the button NOW, Math! /rant :rofl: ) Now, if you're not driving during use, you don't REALLY have to worry about hanging on to the steering wheel. But it's a good habit to get into... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Tsu
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Danger said:
No, not us. I figured, from MIH's enthusiastic reaction, that she misunderstood. I forgot about her being a Texan though; I suppose she could get that excited over a weapon...
Oh, yes. We of The Sisterhood LOVE our weapons.

Math Is Hard
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This is SO awesome!! Yee haw! I don't know who to aim at first.

Thanks, Tsu! Dang, I love the way you've tricked out the RV!!
HONK! HONK!!!!HONK!!!! HONK!!!!

Hey, mo fo! Cutting me off was a very bad choice!!! See you in hell, tough guy!!!! heh hehe ...

shhooomm ......BLLAMMMM!!!

Danger
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Tsu said:
Oh, yes. We of The Sisterhood LOVE our weapons.
And I used to just love you for your body...

Moonbear
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Math Is Hard said:
This is SO awesome!! Yee haw! I don't know who to aim at first.

Thanks, Tsu! Dang, I love the way you've tricked out the RV!!
HONK! HONK!!!!HONK!!!! HONK!!!!

Hey, mo fo! Cutting me off was a very bad choice!!! See you in hell, tough guy!!!! heh hehe ...

shhooomm ......BLLAMMMM!!!
Yee haaaaw!!!! *high fives MIH* Good one sis! Oh, look, there's that a in the BMW convertible weaving around all the other cars like he owns the road! You drive, I'm working the bazooka controls this time!

shhooomm ......BLLAMMMM!!!

Wooo hoooo hoooo!!!!

Danger
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Tsu said:
Oh, yes. We of The Sisterhood LOVE our weapons.
Did I mention that I design weapons?

Danger said:
Did I mention that I design weapons?
Heat-seeking anti-RV type weapons? Yes, but what about the spiral-escalation MAD theory? I think I'm just going to head to the bar...

*grumble* mor.nic.. little......stu.id.....am.rica.s.....can..ian...lapd.g....*mumble mumble*

Danger
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2CentsWorth said:
Heat-seeking anti-RV type weapons? Yes, but what about the spiral-escalation MAD theory? I think I'm just going to head to the bar...
I wouldn't worry about it. It's pretty certain that the farthest we can take it is suitcase nukes. I don't have antimatter production facilities.

Danger
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Smurf said:
*grumble* mor.nic.. little......stu.id.....am.rica.s.....can..ian...lapd.g....*mumble mumble*
Spit that out and speak English, son.

Danger said:
I wouldn't worry about it. It's pretty certain that the farthest we can take it is suitcase nukes. I don't have antimatter production facilities.
Anything has got to be better than the cucumber factory, or slinking about in damn weeds...well except the bar still looks pretty good...

Danger
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2CentsWorth said:
the bar still looks pretty good...
If you can still see it, you haven't been there long enough.