The Ultimate Engineer Joke (18+ only)

Well, my friends.. if I get banned, know that it was fun (and I'll be back with a different name)

So a Physicist, a Mathematician, and an Engineer are all asked to prove that all odd numbers are prime

The Physicist says "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime.. Given the overwhelming experimental evidence, it's clear that all odd numbers are prime"

The Mathematician says "1 is prime (more or less), 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, and the rest go by a simple inductive proof"

The Engineer then says "Hold on, I'll prove that all odd numbers are prime once I get my dick out of this small child"
 
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I've heard this joke and it didn't end that way. I usually hang with sane people. Do all your jokes end that way?
 
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I think that i speak for most of the people here when i say "What the hell?"
-HBar
 
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Originally posted by HBar
I think that i speak for most of the people here when i say "What the hell?"
-HBar
Took the words right out of my mouth!
 

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