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The Why I'm Wonderful Thread

  1. May 21, 2005 #1

    Ivan Seeking

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    So here is your chance to brag about your best qualities.

    I don't have any.

    Okay maybe one: Persistence. Once I make up my mind to do something, come hell or high water...
     
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  3. May 21, 2005 #2

    Evo

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    I don't have any either.

    Well, I'm nice, but I'm too nice, so that's actually a fault. :rolleyes:
     
  4. May 21, 2005 #3

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    I'm fantastic because not only am I intelligent, sexy, witty and bright, but I'm also an excellent listener, and have the desirable ability to use capital letters in all the right places. I'm strong, sensitive, good-natured and chivalrous. I can imitate most types of rodents, and talk to penguins in three different languages. I can sing, swim, dance, and swing from vines like a primordial beast.

    I have the ability to become invisible, and can deflect bullets with my teeth. My dress sense is impeccable, and I never have bad breath. I am personal friends with the Loch Ness Monster. I can go for weeks without water, and can extract nutrients from sand.

    I hold my drink well, and my hair never needs washing. I am good with kids and the elderly. I can fix anything, and own the world's third largest collection of screwdrivers from Christmas crackers. I am telepathic, and know how to wire a plug, even how to leave a bit extra on the earth lead. I can cut records by hand.

    My car always starts, I never lose my keys, and can tie both of my shoelaces at the same time. I'm also incredibly modest.
     
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  5. May 21, 2005 #4

    Evo

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    Brewnog, if you looked like one of the Serta sheep, you'd be my dream man. :!!)
     
  6. May 21, 2005 #5

    brewnog

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    Sorry, I didn't mention that bit.


    I am Evo's dream man.
     
  7. May 21, 2005 #6

    Evo

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    :!!) :approve:
     
  8. May 21, 2005 #7

    brewnog

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    It's a good job you're not fussy Evo...
     
  9. May 21, 2005 #8

    JamesU

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    Finally! a chance to brag...

    um...

    yeah...

    I'm smart...for my age..group

    I'm funny...except when I'm on PF...

    STUPID THREAD!!!
     
  10. May 21, 2005 #9
    I can lock up the lower joints on 4 of my fingers and still wiggle the end bit!
    I can also wiggle my ears.

    (I wish I was as talented as Brewnog!)
     
  11. May 21, 2005 #10

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    I have fantastic enemies.
     
  12. May 21, 2005 #11
    Some call that stubborness, but whatever tickles your pickle.

    As for me, I'm so maginificant that to describe any virtues I possess would be such a vast understatement that it would be inaccurate, you mere mortals are simply incapable of comprehending the perfection that is I.
     
  13. May 21, 2005 #12

    Kerrie

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    I call it optimistic persistence. I have the same quality, I don't give up on something or someone I am dedicated to. Stubborness is when someone refuses to see the other side of something out of gratifying their willful ego.

    I have a wide streak of creativity. Beadwork, patchwork quilts and decoupage are serious hobbies of mine, and I pursue them with a passion. I must be good at it because I get told to sell my stuff frequently, but my reply to those who tell me this is, "Can you supply me with the time?".

    My work ethic is very professional. I take whatever job I hold seriously, even if I don't like it.

    Faults?-Thickheaded, impulsive, overly emotional, and moody.
     
  14. May 21, 2005 #13
    I crush people who disagree with me, those who i CAN physically harm

    I respect manliness above anything else. (don't take that the wrong way)
     
  15. May 21, 2005 #14
    I am a fantastic enemy.
     
  16. May 21, 2005 #15

    Ivan Seeking

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    Also, my pickle is not ticklish.
     
  17. May 21, 2005 #16
    Aww come on now, you just havn't tickled it the right way yet.
     
  18. May 21, 2005 #17

    Ivan Seeking

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    I think you are taking this dress thing waaaaayyyyy too serious.
     
  19. May 21, 2005 #18

    Pengwuino

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    My genetic makeup is extraordinary
     
  20. May 21, 2005 #19

    Danger

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    Either the foregoing is true, or he's English. It's hard to tell the difference sometimes.
     
  21. May 21, 2005 #20

    Evo

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    And he looks like a Serta sheep. :!!)
     
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