The Wollie Conspiracy

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Okay, since Wolram uses all sorts of expressions and words that we Yanks can't understand, like brittle pegs, which means sore legs, I think, we need to create some new words that we Yanks can use agin the Brits.

Here is my first suggestion:
Vaseline - wienerschlicker.
 

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Ivan, you really are pretty helpless, aren't you? Pegs means 'clothespins'. Did you miss the part about his laundry blowing away? :rolleyes:
 
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Oh is that what he was saying?!?!?! Sorry, I speak English, I had no idea what he was talking about. I thought he was talking about being sick.

Of course you are all subjects of the Queen, so maybe this explains why you understand?
 
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Okay, since Wolram uses all sorts of expressions and words that we Yanks can't understand, like brittle pegs, which means sore legs, I think, we need to create some new words that we Yanks can use agin the Brits.

Here is my first suggestion:
Vaseline - wienerschlicker.
Vaseline and wieners??
What ARE you talking about, exactly?
 
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If Wollie can't denk the chimmy, then that's his camber.
 
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Ivan, i think you need to get up the apple and and pears and have a kip, i think i will as well cause i feel real dirty dick, may be tomorrow i will be able to stomach some nosh, in the mean time i think i will get Brahms and list on what the quack gave me.
 
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Okay, since Wolram uses all sorts of expressions and words that we Yanks can't understand, like brittle pegs, which means sore legs, I think, we need to create some new words that we Yanks can use agin the Brits.

Here is my first suggestion:
Vaseline - wienerschlicker.
Someone has way too much time or something on his hands. :uhh: :biggrin:
 
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Two nations, forever divided by a common language.
 
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Two nations, forever divided by a common language.
:rofl: so true.
 
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Vaseline and wieners??
What ARE you talking about, exactly?
I really expected you, of all people, to get that one instantly. :rolleyes:
 
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:rofl: so true.
I am sure you would like the brit interpretation of romulus and remus.
 
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Pegs to some people in Britain as slang are teeth. As in 'I'm off to brush me pegs before bed'.
 
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I really expected you, of all people, to get that one instantly. :rolleyes:
IvanSeeking is a married man, that is what perplexed me so much.
 
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i think i will as well cause i feel real dirty dick
Do I even want to know what that means :confused:
 
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Here is my first suggestion:
Vaseline - wienerschlicker.
Aw, cheese and rice. :rolleyes:
 
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Okay, since Wolram uses all sorts of expressions and words that we Yanks can't understand, like brittle pegs, which means sore legs, I think, we need to create some new words that we Yanks can use agin the Brits.

Here is my first suggestion:
Vaseline - wienerschlicker.
Hey and by the way Mr Ivan, American films are just so inconprehensible, one needs to slow the speech down and then get a phrase book to even get get an inkling of what the hay they are on about.
 
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Oh come on you guys - weinerschlicker - that's an old one!!!
 
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IvanSeeking is a married man, that is what perplexed me so much.
Obviously you've never been married!!! :rofl:
 
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Obviously you've never been married!!! :rofl:
No, and I really don't know how wieners and vaseline fit together in the typical American marriage setting.
 
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No, and I really don't know how wieners and vaseline fit together in the typical American marriage setting.
They don't. The Vaseline is to make the weiner fit.
 
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Ivan, i think you need to get up the apple and and pears and have a kip, i think i will as well cause i feel real dirty dick, may be tomorrow i will be able to stomach some nosh, in the mean time i think i will get Brahms and list on what the quack gave me.
I think part of the problem is that Brits apparently write one-sentence paragraphs and in my delirious state this morning I didn't have the focus needed to hold the entire thing in my head at once.
 
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They don't. The Vaseline is to make the weiner fit.
In a marriage?
Even after 40 years together??

Dear me, poor woman..
 
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Dear me, poor woman..
What poor woman? I'm not talking about Tsu. You don't really think that Ivan keeps all of those cats around for mouse-control, do you?
 
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A vaselined sausage does not burn so quickly on the barbecue, and its easier to swallow.
 

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