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The world's funniest joke?

  1. Jun 10, 2006 #1

    Ivan Seeking

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5064020.stm
     
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  3. Jun 10, 2006 #2

    Pengwuino

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    Not bad... not the worlds funniest though... then again british humour isnt.
     
  4. Jun 10, 2006 #3

    Ivan Seeking

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    Personally, I'm a big fan of penguin jokes.

    What´s black and white and goes round and around?



    A Penguin in a revolving door.
     
  5. Jun 10, 2006 #4

    Ivan Seeking

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    What´s black & white, black & white, black & white and black & white?

    A penguin rolling down-hill.

    If you make them roll fast enough they look green.
     
  6. Jun 10, 2006 #5
    what do have when a physicist goes to the dark side?
     
  7. Jun 10, 2006 #6
    What do you have?
     
  8. Jun 10, 2006 #7
    not going to tell....
     
  9. Jun 10, 2006 #8

    Danger

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    Herman Kahn, but Immanuel Kant. :tongue:
     
  10. Jun 10, 2006 #9

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  11. Jun 10, 2006 #10

    Pengwuino

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    :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

    racist pigs!
     
  12. Jun 10, 2006 #11

    Danger

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    But not nearly as much as sheep are.
     
  13. Jun 10, 2006 #12

    Moonbear

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  14. Jun 10, 2006 #13
    The real danger of the world are not WMD but man bear big.
     
  15. Jun 10, 2006 #14

    Pengwuino

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    :surprised MBB's!
     
  16. Jun 11, 2006 #15
    yes, mir peng. Be afraid. Be very afriad for Man Bear Pig will come to get you. in fact, he might be right behind you.
     
  17. Jun 11, 2006 #16

    Danger

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    As long as it isn't Arildno behind him, he doesn't have that much to be afraid of.
     
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