Not bad... not the worlds funniest though... then again british humour isnt.
Personally, I'm a big fan of penguin jokes.
What´s black and white and goes round and around?
A Penguin in a revolving door.
What´s black & white, black & white, black & white and black & white?
A penguin rolling down-hill.
If you make them roll fast enough they look green.
what do have when a physicist goes to the dark side?
What do you have?
not going to tell....
Herman Kahn, but Immanuel Kant. :tongue:
But not nearly as much as sheep are.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
The real danger of the world are not WMD but man bear big.
yes, mir peng. Be afraid. Be very afriad for Man Bear Pig will come to get you. in fact, he might be right behind you.
As long as it isn't Arildno behind him, he doesn't have that much to be afraid of.
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