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Thoughts For Those Who Take Life So Seriously!

  1. Jun 13, 2005 #1

    Lisa!

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    Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

    My favorites are:
    12.The early bird may get the worm,but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.(I can't stand being number 2 :devil: )
    14.Support bacteria.They're the only culture some people have.
    28.When everything is coming your way,you're in the wrong lane.
    33.I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!
    37.Just remember -if the world didn't suck,we would all fall off.
     
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  3. Jun 13, 2005 #2

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  4. Jun 13, 2005 #3

    Danger

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    Thanks, Lisa!;
    I don't have time to look at it before I go to work, but I will for sure later. In the meantime, just in case anyone thinks that I take anything seriously, I figure I'd better fire another '5th Dementia' panel at you.





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  5. Jun 13, 2005 #4

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    :rofl: Danger, those look like fun! Though, what's up with that nurse? It looks like a guy wearing a wig and dress. :rofl:
     
  6. Jun 13, 2005 #5

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    Well, that was bright! I got half-way down the street and remembered that they changed shifts on me. I don't have to work for another 3 hours.

    I'll build a pair for yomamma to use after you get through with him.

    We have a lot of German health-care workers around here.

    oboy... that's gonna get me a tonne of grief...
     
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  7. Jun 13, 2005 #6

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    Surely those come with "gown retention straps" to avoid any unnecessary exposure situations.
     
  8. Jun 13, 2005 #7

    Danger

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    Only the deluxe model. The one pictured requires you to duct-tape tire weights to the hem.
     
  9. Jun 13, 2005 #8

    Lisa!

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    You're welcome! :blushing:
    Really?


    :rofl: could you please explain more about the relation btw other people's ideas about you and firing this at me?
    u don't think I'm 1 of those who think you take anything seriously,do u?
     
  10. Jun 13, 2005 #9

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    :rofl: Right, I'll try that after you fix that electric bra malfunction. :rolleyes:
     
  11. Jun 13, 2005 #10

    Danger

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    That was just a generic address to anyone looking at the post. I usually try to tie one of those things to a topic under discussion, but that wasn't likely to happen with this one so I just stuck it in where humour (or my version of it) was appropriate.
     
  12. Jun 14, 2005 #11
    Something a friend of mine sent me....

    Just in case you've had a rough day, here is an 8-step stress management technique recommended in the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works!!

    1. Picture yourself near a stream.
    2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
    3. No one but you knows your secret place.
    4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world".
    5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
    6. The water is crystal clear.
    7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

    See! You're smiling already ---
     
  13. Jun 14, 2005 #12

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    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: that was not a malfunction! She got it wet! :grumpy:
     
  14. Jun 14, 2005 #13
    Bras should be able to get wet and not malfunction! :tongue:
     
  15. Jun 14, 2005 #14

    Danger

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    It was just supposed to keep her tata's toasty in winter. Who knew that she'd use the bloody thing as a bikini top and go mud-wrestling in it?
     
  16. Jun 14, 2005 #15

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    :rofl: :rofl: I'm forwarding that to friends! :biggrin:
     
  17. Jun 14, 2005 #16

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    Yeah, he didn't put a cooling unit in mine either. Now that it's summertime, I had to just take it off to keep from overheating. :tongue2:
     
  18. Jun 14, 2005 #17

    Lisa!

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    :cry: :cry: Why is it just an imaginary picture?why isn't real?I want to be besid streams... :cry: :cry: I love birds :cry: :cry:
     
  19. Jun 14, 2005 #18

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    can I have a cup-holder built in? maybe a longer spring for extra lift?
     
  20. Jun 14, 2005 #19

    Danger

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    It'll cost extra, but okay. You might want to think twice about the cup-holder, though. It's not as smooth a ride as most cars.
     
  21. Jun 14, 2005 #20
    Danger! If anything I would think that you would be all over making bras with cooling units in them.
     
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