Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously My favorites are: 12.The early bird may get the worm,but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.(I can't stand being number 2 ) 14.Support bacteria.They're the only culture some people have. 28.When everything is coming your way,you're in the wrong lane. 33.I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out! 37.Just remember -if the world didn't suck,we would all fall off.