Thoughts For Those Who Take Life So Seriously

[Lisa!]

Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

My favorites are:
12.The early bird may get the worm,but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.(I can't stand being number 2 )
14.Support bacteria.They're the only culture some people have.
28.When everything is coming your way,you're in the wrong lane.
33.I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!
37.Just remember -if the world didn't suck,we would all fall off.

 

[Moonbear]

Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

My favorites are:
12.The early bird may get the worm,but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

:rofl: I've never heard that one before! :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Danger]

Thanks, Lisa!;
I don't have time to look at it before I go to work, but I will for sure later. In the meantime, just in case anyone thinks that I take anything seriously, I figure I'd better fire another '5th Dementia' panel at you.





http://img59.echo.cx/img59/1162/pogocrutches5yt.jpg

 

[Moonbear]

:rofl: Danger, those look like fun! Though, what's up with that nurse? It looks like a guy wearing a wig and dress. :rofl:

 

[Danger]

Well, that was bright! I got half-way down the street and remembered that they changed shifts on me. I don't have to work for another 3 hours.

:rofl: Danger, those look like fun!

I'll build a pair for yomamma to use after you get through with him.

Though, what's up with that nurse? It looks like a guy wearing a wig and dress. :rofl:

We have a lot of German health-care workers around here.

oboy... that's going to get me a tonne of grief...

 

[DocToxyn]

Thanks, Lisa!;
I don't have time to look at it before I go to work, but I will for sure later. In the meantime, just in case anyone thinks that I take anything seriously, I figure I'd better fire another '5th Dementia' panel at you.

Surely those come with "gown retention straps" to avoid any unnecessary exposure situations.

 

[Danger]

Surely those come with "gown retention straps"

Only the deluxe model. The one pictured requires you to duct-tape tire weights to the hem.

 

[Lisa!]

Thanks, Lisa!;

You're welcome!

anyone thinks that I take anything seriously

Really?

In the meantime, just in case anyone thinks that I take anything seriously, I figure I'd better fire another '5th Dementia' panel at you.

:rofl: could you please explain more about the relation btw other people's ideas about you and firing this at me?
u don't think I'm 1 of those who think you take anything seriously,do u?

 

[SOS2008]

Only the deluxe model. The one pictured requires you to duct-tape tire weights to the hem.

:rofl: Right, I'll try that after you fix that electric bra malfunction.

 

[Danger]

u don't think I'm 1 of those who think you take anything seriously,do u?

That was just a generic address to anyone looking at the post. I usually try to tie one of those things to a topic under discussion, but that wasn't likely to happen with this one so I just stuck it in where humour (or my version of it) was appropriate.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Something a friend of mine sent me...

Just in case you've had a rough day, here is an 8-step stress management technique recommended in the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works!

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world".
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

See! You're smiling already ---

 

[Danger]

:rofl: Right, I'll try that after you fix that electric bra malfunction.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: that was not a malfunction! She got it wet! :grumpy:

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Bras should be able to get wet and not malfunction! :tongue:

 

[Danger]

Bras should be able to get wet and not malfunction! :tongue:

It was just supposed to keep her tata's toasty in winter. Who knew that she'd use the bloody thing as a bikini top and go mud-wrestling in it?

 

[Moonbear]

Something a friend of mine sent me...

Just in case you've had a rough day, here is an 8-step stress management technique recommended in the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works!

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world".
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

See! You're smiling already ---

:rofl: :rofl: I'm forwarding that to friends!

 

[Moonbear]

Bras should be able to get wet and not malfunction! :tongue:

Yeah, he didn't put a cooling unit in mine either. Now that it's summertime, I had to just take it off to keep from overheating. :tongue2:

 

[Lisa!]

Something a friend of mine sent me...

Just in case you've had a rough day, here is an 8-step stress management technique recommended in the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works!

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world".
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

See! You're smiling already ---

Why is it just an imaginary picture?why isn't real?I want to be besid streams... I love birds

 

[JamesU]

I'll build a pair for yomamma to use after you get through with him.

can I have a cup-holder built in? maybe a longer spring for extra lift?

 

[Danger]

can I have a cup-holder built in? maybe a longer spring for extra lift?

It'll cost extra, but okay. You might want to think twice about the cup-holder, though. It's not as smooth a ride as most cars.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

Yeah, he didn't put a cooling unit in mine either. Now that it's summertime, I had to just take it off to keep from overheating. :tongue2:

Danger! If anything I would think that you would be all over making bras with cooling units in them.

 

[Danger]

Danger! If anything I would think that you would be all over making bras with cooling units in them.

I can do that, no problem. If you care to check back to the original posts, though, you'll see that this one was purpose-built to eliminate that effect.

 

[JamesU]

It'll cost extra, but okay. You might want to think twice about the cup-holder, though. It's not as smooth a ride as most cars.

allright...no cup holder.

 

[honestrosewater]

Danger! If anything I would think that you would be all over making bras with cooling units in them.

Bras already have cooling units in them- they're called hooks. :tongue2:

 

[Danger]

Bras already have cooling units in them- they're called hooks. :tongue2:

I've always viewed that as more of an escape mechanism than a cooling unit.

 

[Moonbear]

I've always viewed that as more of an escape mechanism than a cooling unit.

Sometimes you just have to let them breathe fresh air.

 

[Danger]

Sometimes you just have to let them breathe fresh air.

That's kind of selfish. With lungs like yours around, the rest of us would go into hypoxia.

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

I can do that, no problem. If you care to check back to the original posts, though, you'll see that this one was purpose-built to eliminate that effect.

Traitor!

 

[Danger]

Traitor!

I'm sorry... It was supposed to just be for work, so she'd quit knocking over the test-tube racks. :grumpy:

 

[Evo]

Something a friend of mine sent me...

Just in case you've had a rough day, here is an 8-step stress management technique recommended in the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works!

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world".
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

See! You're smiling already ---

Yeah, number 7 works for me. :tongue2:

 

[SOS2008]

I'm sorry... It was supposed to just be for work, so she'd quit knocking over the test-tube racks. :grumpy:

Now I'm confused. Are we talking about a cup holder?

 

[Danger]

Are we talking about a cup holder?

No, the heated bra.

 

[JamesU]

Yeah, number 7 works for me. :tongue2:

it's my face isn't it?

 

[SOS2008]

No, the heated bra.

A cup holder that can be heated or cooled, now that would be great. No, not that kind of cup!

it's my face isn't it?

Boy that sure reminds me of franzbear. Franzbear! yomamma is franzbear reincarnated!

 

[Evo]

it's my face isn't it?

No, it's someone I work with.

 

[JamesU]

No, it's someone I work with

really?! I didn't excpect that