'time-traveler' busted for insider tradeing.

[kyleb]

i figure this subject covers too many fields to fit in anyone forums so i am putting it here in general discussion.

NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html

so what do you all think?

 

[climbhi]

this is a weekly world news article, isn't that a tabloid? It'd would be incredibily hillarious if this were true though.

 

[kyleb]

lol, you i guess so. i just found the link from another forum and thought it would be fitting here. however, i dug around for alternative sources and found nothing. funny story anyway.

 

[damgo]

^^^ WWN is a tabloid? Damn! No wonder http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/batboy/index.cfm hasn't been answering my letters!

 

[Laser Eyes]

Why didn't he know he was going to get caught?

 

[LURCH]

He doesn't want to tell where the time-craft is for fear it will fall into "the wrong hands". If it did, dontcha think he'd remember hearing about it in history class?

"Oh that's right; I am the wrong hands!"

 

[Andy]

Only one thing to say about that, lol.