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hamster143
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Granted. Is that her psycho chainsaw wielding ex-boyfriend knocking down your door?
I wish to grow a glorious, bushy mustache some day.
I wish to grow a glorious, bushy mustache some day.
hamster143 said:Granted. Is that her psycho chainsaw wielding ex-boyfriend knocking down your door?
I wish to grow a glorious, bushy mustache some day.
MotoH said:I wish for my microwave to automatically make food!
Granted, but it is made of solid tungsten, about 1.5 times denser than lead. Have fun lugging that beast around.robertm said:Granted, but your house has foreclosed and you have to try and sell it to afford rent in your crappy apartment but no one believes so now you're homeless and raving about your magic microwave.
I wish I had a 12" dobsonian.
Redbelly98 said:Granted, but it is made of solid tungsten, about 1.5 times denser than lead. Have fun lugging that beast around.
I wish I were an Oscar Mey--no, wait, I mean I wish I had an electric car.
Math Is Hard said:Granted. But the remote control breaks and it's not much fun after that.
I wish I had a PhD.
Borek said:Granted. You don't have enough tentacles to repeat the procedure.
I wish it was not that cold.
Granted, but you know the alternative, so you're now dead.Borg said:Granted. It's much warmer here that it was last week. Thanks!
I wish that I didn't have to pay taxes.
turbo-1 said:I wish my mink buddy would stick around and kill all the mice and voles on the property next summer.
Shoot Borek**, I wanted to tell you that you're now burning in Hell for the rest of eternity. Opportunity lost.Borek said:Granted. You don't have enough tentacles to repeat the procedure.
I wish it was not that cold.
Granted. You've also been widely reported as an internet spammer. All of your emails to friends are automatically deleted before they see them, and every internet forum you join bans you automatically. Hope you enjoy writing paper letters and interacting with people face to face.robertm said:I wish someone would make a small (100$ minimum people) tax-deductible donation to the Poor Starving robertm Foundation (you can just PM me).
Redbelly98 said:... I wish I were 20 years younger, but still knew everything I know now.
Redbelly98 said:Oops, didn't mean to post an untwistable wish. Okay, how about:
I wish I could play the banjo.
Granted, except you have no control over your destination and can only go to concerts by Britney Spears and similarly lame pop tarts.lisab said:I wish I had a transporter, like the one in Star Trek.
Granted, but you can only replicate Britney Spears and similarly lame pop tarts. Oh, and hundreds of PF members keep bugging you, wanting to borrow your replicator.Evo said:Granted, except you have no control over your destination and can only go to concerts by Britney Spears and similarly lame pop tarts.
I wish I had a replicator, like the one in Star Trek.
Redbelly98 said:I wish I had a holodeck, like the one in Star Trek.
Jonathan Scott said:I wish I had more usable storage space in my house.
robertm said:Granted, you've been robbed.
I wish I had a dark-field condenser for my microscope.
rootX said:Granted but now you have no microscope - it got stolen.
rootX said:I wish it wasn't so hot in here ... shouldn't be too cold either!
robertm said:Too hard?
Ok, I wish Sol had a twin. Double sunrises and double sunsets.
The legend said:Ok, your wish is granted. Sol had a twin in your dreams this morning
(no offence, just fun!)
I wish to wish a beautiful wish which will be wished when someone else wishes his wish!
(hows that!)
drizzle said:if you wish to wish a wish, help me swish for fish with my Ish wish dish! say that 5 times