Well race fans, I think we have our creator(Finally)

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The Kansas board of education's incessant need to replace real science with some untestable ideal of a 'creator' (AKA God) who guides the fate of man and beast by gently tweaking the DNA strands as he/she/they/it deems necessary will be taking a backseat to the theory of the spaghetti monster.

I guess you could call this fighting fire with fire or rather pseudo-science with spaghetti :devil: .

Read up, enjoy, have fun.
http://www.kansas.com/mld/kansas/news/local/12497453.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Oh, and those of you who buy into string-theory well, the noodles(stings) of the spaghetti monster have you covered :biggrin:.
 

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faust9 said:
The Kansas board of education's incessant need to replace real science with some untestable ideal of a 'creator' (AKA God) who guides the fate of man and beast by gently tweaking the DNA strands as he/she/they/it deems necessary will be taking a backseat to the theory of the spaghetti monster.

I guess you could call this fighting fire with fire or rather pseudo-science with spaghetti :devil: .

Read up, enjoy, have fun.
http://www.kansas.com/mld/kansas/news/local/12497453.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Oh, and those of you who buy into string-theory well, the noodles(stings) of the spaghetti monster have you covered :biggrin:.
I loved this:
She said that while the spaghetti monster dominates the message traffic, a growing segment is advocating "intelligent falling," a creation of The Onion, a satirical newspaper.

Intelligent falling spoofs Intelligent Design by contending that gravity is an unproved theory and students should be taught the possibility that objects fall because a higher being is pushing them down.
:rofl:
 
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I am waiting for Shrub to suggest Intelligent Fission:
We're jes gonna drop this l'il old nucular dee-vice on I-ran and if god doesn't want it to explode, he'll stop it ... So it's not like WE nuked them ... It's like pat Roberton said on the 700 Club, "God jes turned away for a second."

"It should work", said Lt Gen Boykin, Bush's top man in the Pentagon.
So how many of you are not laughing and think this is a possibility? :eek:
 
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I am waiting for Shrub to suggest Intelligent Fission: So how many of you are not laughing and think this is a possibility? :eek:
Works the other way around too: Maybe the same God thought there were too many sinful people in the WTC, and hey, turned away when these guys were flying an airplane into it ... :uhh:
 

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