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What are some effective ways to get a woman?

  1. Mar 31, 2016 #1
    effective ways to get a woman
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  3. Mar 31, 2016 #2
    Be someone that people--not just women--want to be around.
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  5. Mar 31, 2016 #4
    This is NOT one of them.
  6. Mar 31, 2016 #5
    To "get" a woman?
    Step one : change your attitude to meet standards of the 21st century.
  7. Mar 31, 2016 #6
    Learn PUA stuff, the mentality and attitude behind it, if one dont like discos, dating sites can be very useful, one has to learn to filter fake ones, then try enough times to stop worry on the date, be relaxed, dont fear to advance.
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    A big net
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    to do what?
    - make dinner.
    - wash the car.
    - take out the trash.
    - quit nagging.

  10. Mar 31, 2016 #9
    You actually joined a physics forum for the very purpose of asking how to get a woman??
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    The guy thinks nerds got class! :DD
  12. Mar 31, 2016 #11
    Or he wanted some nerdy pick-up lines...

    If you do, do not use: "Hey gurl, my whole world revolves around you", because it implies she's fat.
  13. Mar 31, 2016 #12
    Calling her attractive is bad for the same reason.
  14. Mar 31, 2016 #13
    The internet. Or you could just drive around in a nice (but sketchy) used van and advertise free puppies or free candy. Im sure you could get (lure) women that way.
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    Historically the most efficient method is to storm their village late at night with overwhelming numbers and slaughter all of their men. You don't want to leave their men alive, or else you end up with the whole Hellenistic war thing.

    Either that or simply buy her from her father if you're into the whole traditional marriage as defined by the bible thing.
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    Why is this question even being asked to begin with? This question, and others like it, make the assumption that somehow all women are essentially alike (and so one "technique" of "getting" a woman will work for all women), when women (like men) can differ substantially among each other in practically all aspects.

    Maybe I'm in an especially irritable mood today, but this question for some reason is really getting under my skin and annoying me!
  18. Mar 31, 2016 #17

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    Because we're being trolled and can't resist taking the bait? I mean it's not like the OP put any effort into his question. Didn't even bother to write an entire sentence.
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    "You are my density..." :biggrin:
  20. Mar 31, 2016 #19
    "I simultaneously love and don't love you.... Maybe I should let you out of the box"
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    New T-shirt slogan:

    "Everything I know about women, I learned at Physics Forums."
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    put a comma between "women" and "learned" and it'll be perfect :smile:
  23. Mar 31, 2016 #22
    Other than being a completely assinine, desperate question, do you even realize that you have just assumed that all women don't understand Physics since you are assuming there are no women here? Which signifies you think women are stupid since physics requires intelligence. An attitude like that will NOT be very attractive to anyone, especially women. So, since god must love idiots since he or she made so many of them, I suppose I should too. Therefore, I would suggest you take some sort of sensitivity training and/or find a new way to make funny 'cause this ain't funny or sensitive.
  24. Mar 31, 2016 #23
    They can't resist the differential equations of general relativity. Drives 'em wild! Trust me.
  25. Mar 31, 2016 #24

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  26. Mar 31, 2016 #25

    All of you, calm down. You are talking with a robot.
    Yes, it is a robot. My recommendation is to delete the whole thread.
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