Though I don't really know if there are parallel universes, I can't help but wonder about the theory. And since I can only wonder, I thought I'd start the ball rolling (hopefully other people can speculate much better than I do). · In the first universe, I live a life very similar to Barbie’s with a mansion, the car, clothes, and yes, Ken! · In universe two, all the vibrations of all the strings produce…the brown note. · In the fourth universe, I write greeting cards for the demented, which are not very popular, but it allows me to eek out a living in my “van down by the river.” · In universe three, it is known that black matter consists of all stupid thoughts of all life throughout all time, and it’s decided not to mess with it. · In universe five, I am an inventor. For example I invent a mealy substance intended to be dog food, but the product becomes a favorite for humans called Spam.