What Do You Do If ?

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Q : What Do You Do If you were A Very Popular Rock Star ?

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Originally posted by Zargawee
Here's a cool idea I got , we start a question
starting with "What Do you do If" , the next user
answers this question and post another "What
Do You Do If" question .
Cool !
Originally posted by Zargawee
Q : What Do You Do If you
were A Very Popular Rock Star ?
Pretend I lost my voice and retire to waste
all the millions. :smile:

What would you do if you were a theoretical
physicst (including the case that you are
one :wink:) ?
 
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MSI
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i will hope i am a rock star to get a lot of money

what do you do if you were billgate
 
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what do you do if you were Bill Gates ?
I would cancel the Stupid project called Windows !

What do you do if you were able to die and then live again ?
 
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Andy
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I would find out just how many ways there are of killing myself!

What would you do if you knew everthing?
 
  • #6
J-Man
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Originally posted by Andy
What would you do if you knew everthing?
Spend the next few years filing patents and selling them for lots of money; then I'd waste all the money entertaining myself for the rest of my life, and play my guitar.

What would you do if you could fly?
 
  • #7
MSI
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then i will have more space to live in


what do you do if there is no water ?
 
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J-Man
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Originally posted by MSI
what do you do if there is no water ?
Get some hydrogen, get twice as much oxygen, get a bic lighter, then flick your bic (and stand back).

What do you do if someone sneezes on you?
 
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I would die due to my composition.

What would you do if you could could mutate?
 
  • #10
MSI
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i don't think that i want to use that ability !

what do you do if you were a bug between hands of a child that is not scared from you?
 
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Mentat
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Originally posted by MSI
i don't think that i want to use that ability !

what do you do if you were a bug between hands of a child that is not scared from you?

Sting the brat. It'll be scared of you from now on!

What do you do if are elected President of the U.S.?
 
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Get lots of oil paintings of myself.

What would you do if you were living on Mars, with no other human contact, but able to support yourself for the rest of your natural life span?
 
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Andy
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I would make the biggest sand castle ever! and then knock it down and do it again!

What would you do if you could see into the future?
 
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What would you do if you could see into the future?
I would write down all winnder lottery numbers

What do you do if you were an angel ?
 
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MSI
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i will see every one "as they will not see me" and i will fly every were


what do you do if you were devil ?
 
  • #16
Originally posted by MSI
i will see every one "as they will not see me" and i will fly every were


what do you do if you were devil ?
I'd attempt to fool people into believing they actually had a chance for eternal life.



What do you do if you wish to control the entire world?
 
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J-Man
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Originally posted by BoulderHead
What do you do if you wish to control the entire world?

First you kill James Bond without telling him your master plan. Then you obviously need either (a) space based weapons, (b) an underwater lair and some nuclear weapons, or (c) a casino and a super-virus that kills people you don't like. Then all that's left is the actual taking-over-of-the-world, a relatively easy task.

What do you do if you turn out to be a blithering idiot?
 
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I would try to be a comedy actor

What do you do if you realized that this life is The Matrix ?
 
  • #19
Andy
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Carry on regardless well at least try to carry on,

What would you do if your light bulb blows?
 
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MSI
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thats really happend
i will leave the room until onther guy come and solve the problem

what do you do if you saw J.W BOSH in real ?
 
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J-Man
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Originally posted by MSI
what do you do if you saw J.W BOSH in real ?
Perhaps if you ignore him, he'll go away.

What do you do if a friend refuses to give you one of the 4 rectangles in his kit-kat candy bar?
 
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Originally posted by J-Man
Perhaps if you ignore him, he'll go away.

What do you do if a friend refuses to give you one of the 4 rectangles in his kit-kat candy bar?
Buy a snickers bar and explain; I don't really like those nasty things anyway!


What do you do if all your underwear is too filthy to use, but the pants you will be wearing are too thin to leave much to the imagination?
 
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Andy
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Stuff a pair of sock down ur pants just like a rock star!

What do you do if u don't have any socks to puit down ur pants?
 
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Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if u don't have any socks to puit down ur pants?
Use a 2x4 instead (maybe that's where the saying "walk tall and carry a big stick" came from...just a bunch of guys who needed their laundry done!

What do you do if you don't need, but only want another computer?
 
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J-Man
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Originally posted by BoulderHead
What do you do if you don't need, but only want another computer?

Steal a computer, or if you can afford it, steal a good computer.

What do you do if you get caught stealing a computer?
 
  • #26
Originally posted by J-Man
What do you do if you get caught stealing a computer?
They force you to wear dirty underwear.

What do you do if the government starts taxing emails?
 
  • #27
J-Man
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Originally posted by BoulderHead
What do you do if the government starts taxing emails?

Send Personal Messages on physicsforums instead.

What do you do if you don't want to do what you have to do?
 
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Originally posted by J-Man
What do you do if you don't want to do what you have to do?
Personally, I would procrastinate.


What do you do if you’re tired of wasting so much energy breathing, yet you keep forgetting to hold your breath?
 
  • #29
J-Man
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Originally posted by BoulderHead
What do you do if you’re tired of wasting so much energy breathing, yet you keep forgetting to hold your breath?

Take smaller breaths until you remember to hold it, or connect a generator to your chest and use it to power the lights on your sneakers.

What do you do if J-Man can't stop posting?
 
  • #30
Originally posted by J-Man
What do you do if J-Man can't stop posting?
If you are BoulderHead you just keep posting until he stops.



What do you do if your hard drive begins to soften?
 
  • #31
Andy
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Stick Viagra in the Floppy Drive!

What do you do if the internet stopped working?
 
  • #32
Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if the internet stopped working?
I think I might have to consider getting a life.


What do you do if there is no life outside of the internet?
 
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Mentat
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Originally posted by BoulderHead
I think I might have to consider getting a life.


What do you do if there is no life outside of the internet?

Keep doing what I'm doing, duh.

What do you do if you're stuck on the Brooklyn bridge, in a traffic jam, and you've just had two really strong cups of coffee and three bran muffins?
 
  • #34
MSI
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i will leave the car and start running " i will lose the car but no problem "

what do you do if you meet Albert Einstein ?
 
  • #35
Andy
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tell him to get a haircut!

What do you do if you fall over and can't get up again?
 
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