What Do You Do If ?

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BoulderHead
Originally posted by J-Man
What do you do if you get caught stealing a computer?
They force you to wear dirty underwear.

What do you do if the government starts taxing emails?
 
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Originally posted by BoulderHead
What do you do if the government starts taxing emails?
Send Personal Messages on physicsforums instead.

What do you do if you don't want to do what you have to do?
 
  • #28
BoulderHead
Originally posted by J-Man
What do you do if you don't want to do what you have to do?
Personally, I would procrastinate.


What do you do if you’re tired of wasting so much energy breathing, yet you keep forgetting to hold your breath?
 
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Originally posted by BoulderHead
What do you do if you’re tired of wasting so much energy breathing, yet you keep forgetting to hold your breath?
Take smaller breaths until you remember to hold it, or connect a generator to your chest and use it to power the lights on your sneakers.

What do you do if J-Man can't stop posting?
 
  • #30
BoulderHead
Originally posted by J-Man
What do you do if J-Man can't stop posting?
If you are BoulderHead you just keep posting until he stops.



What do you do if your hard drive begins to soften?
 
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Stick Viagra in the Floppy Drive!

What do you do if the internet stopped working?
 
  • #32
BoulderHead
Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if the internet stopped working?
I think I might have to consider getting a life.


What do you do if there is no life outside of the internet?
 
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Originally posted by BoulderHead
I think I might have to consider getting a life.


What do you do if there is no life outside of the internet?
Keep doing what I'm doing, duh.

What do you do if you're stuck on the Brooklyn bridge, in a traffic jam, and you've just had two really strong cups of coffee and three bran muffins?
 
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i will leave the car and start running " i will lose the car but no problem "

what do you do if you meet Albert Einstein ?
 
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tell him to get a haircut!

What do you do if you fall over and cant get up again?
 
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Get a huge disability allowance and try to sue someone.

What would you do if there was a constant stream of flies coming out of your mouth?
 
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I would use it to my advantage and save the world by using my superpower to rid the world of evil!

What do you do if your running out of questions to ask?
 
  • #38
BoulderHead
Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if your running out of questions to ask?
You ask someone else what they would do in this position.


What do you do if Zero locks this thread?
 
  • #39
Zargawee
What do you do if Zero locks this thread?
Start another one , or ask for unlock.

What do you do if Zargawee didn't start this topic ?
 
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I would go do some revision for my exams!

What do you do if smokes pouring out of your oven? (uhoh)!
 
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Originally posted by Andy
I would go do some revision for my exams!

What do you do if smokes pouring out of your oven? (uhoh)!
Give up on baking for the day.

What do you do if you solve the equations of string theory?
 
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Zargawee
What do you do if you solve the equations of string theory?
I would say : WoW .. That was a piece of cake !

What do you do if you were sent to live on moon alone ?
 
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If iw as sent to live on the moon it would be because everyone on earth hated me so i would get in contact with some aliens and use the moon as a secret base to plan an attack on all those puny earthlings!

what would you do if there where no aliens?
 
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Andy asked:
what would you do if there where no aliens?
Make crop-circles. It keeps the conspiracy theorists entertained.

What do you do if the mosquitoes take over the world?
 
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Now that would suck! big time!
 
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Originally posted by J-Man
Make crop-circles. It keeps the conspiracy theorists entertained.

What do you do if the mosquitoes take over the world?
Infect them with diseases.

What would you do if an alien took over the world and demanded that every human greet each other by putting your hand in their mouth?
 
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Originally posted by plus
Infect them with diseases.

What would you do if an alien took over the world and demanded that every human greet each other by putting your hand in their mouth?
Stick your hand in the alien's mouth and gag it. That'll prove the folly of this form of greeting, and remove the producer of the idea, in one action.

What do you do if someone challenges you to a spit-wad war in the middle of an important lecture?
 
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roll my exam paper up and finish the bastard off!

what do you do if your dishwasher starts talking to you?
 
  • #49
BoulderHead
Originally posted by Andy
roll what do you do if your dishwasher starts talking to you?
That depends on what it has to say; If it is polite you listen patiently, ask it what it wants, and exchange some ideas. Otherwise, you wash its dirty little mouth out with detergent!


What do you do if Diogenes comes over to your house and starts spitting on the floor and furnishings?
 
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I would find out who/what diogenes is and then either let them carry on or tell them to get the **** out!

What do you do if the thread starts dieing?
 

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