What Do You Do If ?

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Originally posted by Andy
I would find out who/what diogenes is and then either let them carry on or tell them to get the **** out!

What do you do if the thread starts dieing?
Post on it. Duh. :smile:

What do you do if you start dieing.
 
  • #52
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well we are already start dieing .... when you are born the time goes
and death come closer by time so you are dieng
what do i do?
normal life :smile:



what do you do if you know that you are immortal?
 
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spend eternity trying to kill yourself!

what do you do if your a famous rock star with millions and millions of pounds/dollars (or whatever currency you use)?
 
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what do you do if your a famous rock star with millions and millions of pounds/dollars (or whatever currency you use)?
I aksed this before ... but anyway , I'd like to answer it :smile:

I would buy about 100 Guitars and start smashing them onto the floor !


What do you do if you have annoying friends ?
 
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Originally posted by Zargawee
What do you do if you have annoying friends ?
Wait until they fall asleep and shave off their eyebrows, or at least half of them.

What do you do if someone has shaved off your eyebrows, or at least half of them? (I don't know where they would get an idea like that!)
 
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Originally posted by J-Man
Wait until they fall asleep and shave off their eyebrows, or at least half of them.

What do you do if someone has shaved off your eyebrows, or at least half of them? (I don't know where they would get an idea like that!)
Fly to Indiana, and shave off J-Man's eyebrows. It may not get my eyebrows back for me, but it'll sure make me feel better (since the whole eyebrow-shaving thing was J-Man's idea in the first place).

What do you do if a race of sentient aliens attack Earth (a little cliche', but who cares?)?
 
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Give them loadsa teddy bears with little hearts that say "I love you" that wil make them see the light.

What dou you do if you can breathe underwater?
 
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Originally posted by Andy
What dou you do if you can breathe underwater?
Call up Guiness and set the new world record for staying underwater without snorkle or scuba gear.

What do you do if there are 3 gerbils running around in your pants?

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This message produced entirely by recyled electrons... hey where are my eyebrows?
 
  • #59
cmdr_sponge
learn how to breathe above water (cus it'd be a lot more useful)

what if the government banned underwear
 
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(beat you by 27 microseconds! But since your new, we'll go with your question.)

cmdr_sponge asked:
what (do you do) if the government banned underwear
Become an Inspecther and look under womens dresses to see if they comply.

What do you do if there are 3 gerbils running around in your pants?
 
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If the government banned underwear i would have no problem with the damn gerbils!

what do you do if youreally like the taste of something thats poisonous to you and will certainly kill you if you keep eating it/drinking it?
 
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cmdr_sponge
pray to go that the thing tastes like chicken so u can get away with eating almost nething?

what if chicken tasted like asparigrass (would everything taste like asparigrass?)
 
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Zargawee
what if chicken tasted like asparigrass (would everything taste like asparigrass?)
Consider that Chekin never tasted like anything but asparigrass ( BTW , What is this ? )

What do you do if you were sitting beside a C4 bomb ?
 
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cmdr_sponge
defuse it

what would u do if u where standing on a mine that would go off if u stepped off it and u had nothing to diffuse it with, but the diffusion kit was two steps away [asparigrass is a type of vegetable]
 
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i would use my magnet on my watch to attract the deffusal kit and then i would defuse it with my expert defusing skills that i attained in my mispent child hood!

what do you do if your a Dog?
 
  • #66
cmdr_sponge
bark

what would u do if u had all of god's powers for a day
 
  • #67
Zargawee
what do you do if your a Dog?
Enjoying being near to KFC and the slaughterhouse
 
  • #68
Zargawee
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
what would u do if u had all of god's powers for a day
make this day longer than you can ever imagine

What do you do if we returned back to stone ages ?
 
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Originally posted by Zargawee
make this day longer than you can ever imagine

What do you do if we returned back to stone ages ?
Get stoned, like everybody else.

What do you do if you go to your favorite restaurant, and order a steak; but after you take your first bite, you notice that - under the steak - there's scabby bandage?
 
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cmdr_sponge
send it back as u ordered a clean bandage

what if u where personally introduced to dave
 
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I would shake his hand and when his guard is down punch him square in the face, that will teach him!

Maybe i should ask this again, what do you do if the thread dies?
 
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Make some wire.

What would you do if this thread was really ill, but could not die?
 
  • #73
Id send it where my grandpa is, the old folks home.

What would you do if you woke up as President Bush?
 
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Originally posted by mikehuntsloose
Id send it where my grandpa is, the old folks home.

What would you do if you woke up as President Bush?

shoot myself!


what would you do if you couldn't do anything? (eh, eh! i got you there!)
 
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Originally posted by maximus
what would you do if you couldn't do anything? (eh, eh! i got you there!)
Nothing. HA!HA!

What do you do if there is a pinecone stuck in your nose?
 

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