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What Kind of Elitist Are You?

  1. Jan 28, 2006 #1

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    You speak eloquently and have seemingly read every book ever published.

    You are a fountain of endless (sometimes useless) knowledge, and never fail to impress at a party.

    What people love: You can answer almost any question people ask, and have thus been nicknamed Jeeves.

    What people hate: You constantly correct their grammar and insult their paperbacks.

    http://quizilla.com/users/thebecca/quizzes/What Kind of Elitist Are You?/
     
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  3. Jan 28, 2006 #2
    Heh, this was quite true for me.

    Your CD collection is almost as big as your ego (470+ CDs at last count), and you can most likely play an instrument or three (Only two). You're a real hit at parties, but you're SO above karaoke (Nah, I'm certainly not above karaoke).
    What people love: You're instant entertainment. Unless you play the obo.
    What people hate: Your tendency to sing louder than the radio (Much louder) and compare everything to a freaking song.
     
  4. Jan 28, 2006 #3

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    Food and wine snob here!
     
  5. Jan 28, 2006 #4

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    I don't correct people's grammar, though I don't understand why they put commas in only two of those sentences since they all have the same structure. :biggrin:
     
  6. Jan 28, 2006 #5
    Bah.... bad quiz... there is nothing there about math or technology.
     
  7. Jan 28, 2006 #6

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    Fine, I'll post a math quiz.

    Damn, this other grammar quiz is good, but it's a bit too graphic and I can't post it, but here is what I got.

    "You are the grammar Fuhrer. All bow to your
    authority. You will crush all the inferior
    people under the soles of your jackboots, and
    any who question your motives will be
    eliminated. Your punishment is being the bane
    of every other person's existence, because
    you're constantly contradicting stupidity.
    Everyone will be gunning for you. Your dreams
    of a master race of spellers and grammarians
    frighten the masses. You must always watch your
    back. If only your power could be used for good
    instead of evil. "
     
  8. Jan 28, 2006 #7

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    Heil Evo!!!
     
  9. Jan 28, 2006 #8
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    You're a snobish prick. You must have never read anything longer than five pages, yet you speak with the delusion that you know everything. Everyone is secretly making fun of you.

    Inept as you are, you still conceil your ignorance adroitly by wearing neck ties you cannot afford.

    What people love: you keep your distance.

    What people hate: your body odor.

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    Alright, this wasn't it. I actually got the same text as Evo and noticed that they say 45% of people got this as well. So I went back to the quiz and randomly changed a few answers. Still the same text. Went back again, randomly changed more answers. Still the same result. This quiz is lame...
     
  10. Jan 28, 2006 #9

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    I changed choices and got "interior decorator" or something. :biggrin:

    Hey I'm trying to find something fun for you guys to do, give me a break!
     
  11. Jan 28, 2006 #10
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    Ill accept that :biggrin:


    You hear that you plebians, bow down to me!.....I mean....Kissing my feet will suffice


     
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  12. Jan 28, 2006 #11

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    It was a VERY easy quiz. :tongue2: But if you fail it, well, the graphics are too graphic. :bugeye: It was rated for adults only so I selected wrong answers to see what would happen. :eek:

    Which of the following is correct?
    Definately
    Definitely
    Definetly
    Defanitely

    Which of the following is correct?
    Trully
    Truelly
    Truely
    Truly

    Which of the following is correct?
    Supposedly
    Supposably
    Supposively
    Sipposably

    Which of the following is correct?
    Should have
    Should of

    Which of the following is correct?
    My dad and him got presents for she and I.
    My dad and he got presents for she and I.
    My dad and he got presents for me and her.
    My dad and him got presents for her and I.
    My dad and him got presents for her and me.

    Which of the following is correct?
    Children department
    Childrens department
    Children's department
    Childrens' department

    Which of the following is correct?
    Their going over their to get their items.
    Their going over there to get they're items.
    There going over their to get their items.
    They're going over their to get there items.
    They're going over there to get their items.

    Which of the following is correct?
    His and hers
    His and her's
    His' and her's

    Which of the following is correct?
    Your never going to believe this.
    You're never going to beleive this.
    Your never going to beleive this.
    You're never going to believe this.

    Which of the following is correct?
    He threw the ball through the hoop.
    He through the ball through the hoop.
    He threw the ball threw the hoop.
    He through the ball threw the hoop.

    Which of the following is correct?
    Baseball is America's passtime.
    Baseball is America's pasttime.
    Baseball is America's past time.
    Baseball is America's passed time.
    Baseball is America's pastime.
     
  13. Jan 28, 2006 #12

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    Wow, that does fit you. I think SOME people here can't accept what they got. :tongue:
     
  14. Jan 28, 2006 #13
    Hey Evo, the quiz was weak, not you! :!!) :smile: Thanks for taking the trouble. I'll go answer the other one you posted just now.
     
  15. Jan 28, 2006 #14

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    Awwww <sniff>, thanks Orefa, <sniff>, it's nice to know someone appreciates me.
     
  16. Jan 28, 2006 #15

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    That is a pretty easy quiz! I wish they would have included my pet peeve, "alot".
     
  17. Jan 28, 2006 #16
    really i don see any apprecirtion from him as u sure do have in mind, but if u still like to think of it, u did and do have it
     
  18. Jan 28, 2006 #17

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    They have the same grammatical structure but there's a difference in content. In the first and last sentences, the two clauses are both characteristics of "you". In the other sentences, the first clause refers to a characteristic and the second clause refers to an outcome of that characteristic.

    I had no answer to about half the questions, so it wouldn't tell me what I am.
     
  19. Jan 28, 2006 #18
    That "Nazi" quiz was just sick. :grumpy:


    The "elitist" quiz was plain dimwitted. I didn't bother answering it.
     
  20. Jan 28, 2006 #19

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    Did you find that? Then you know why I didn't post it.


    Wow, you guys are just plain grumpy tonight.
     
  21. Jan 28, 2006 #20
    We're just a bunch of elitists.
     
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