What men say to women

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Ivan Seeking
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This seemed like a good idea for a thread. I just heard one good line:

Have I p'ssed you off...I mean more than usual?
 

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"Good morning [name]"
It's simple. It's overlooked. It means a lot. Try saying it some time :smile:
 
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What are some of the cheesiest pick-up lines used?
 
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Ahhhhh I Need Cpr!
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
What are some of the cheesiest pick-up lines used?

My pick up lines are physical touch, and it works 99.9 % of the time on heterosexual females :biggrin:

Of course the right sequence and response to defense mechanism questions is of crucial importance, but its always the first contact that matters :rolleyes:
 
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cronxeh said:
My pick up lines are physical touch, and it works 99.9 % of the time on heterosexual females :biggrin:
Of course the right sequence and response to defense mechanism questions is of crucial importance, but its always the first contact that matters :rolleyes:

99.9% Wow!! Where do you touch them??

PS
 
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primal schemer said:
99.9% Wow!! Where do you touch them??
PS

Need I tell an Irishman? :rofl: :rofl:
 
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In Ireland, anything above the knee is a sin, punishable by excommunication...

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primal schemer said:
In Ireland, anything above the knee is a sin, punishable by excommunication...

PS

So technically ankles are above the knee depending on your point of reference :biggrin:

(think about it - would god be looking from below or above?) :rofl:
 
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cronxeh said:
So technically ankles are above the knee depending on your point of reference :biggrin:

(think about it - would god be looking from below or above?) :rofl:

I guess if their ankles are in the air then thats ok!! Nice.....

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The line I seem to say most often is : "Stop crying."
 
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"Do you have change for a twenty or should we do it again"
 
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Guy "Have you got a mirror in your pants?"
Female "huh???"
Guy "It's just that i can see myself in them tonight!"
 
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tribdog said:
The line I seem to say most often is : "Stop crying."
Funny, I would have guessed: "Stop laughing."


(Or do they laugh so hard they cry, I wonder...)
 
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"No thanks, I'm gay."
 
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tribdog said:
"Do you have change for a twenty or should we do it again"


I love it.
 
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Remind me to tell God congratulations, he finally got it right.

that's not a bad one right there
 
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tribdog said:
Remind me to tell God congratulations, he finally got it right.

that's not a bad one right there
That actually does seem quite good, I am going to keep that one in mind, thanks tribdog!
 
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Gee whiz, no one has mentioned: "Hi, I'm a nerd. Impressive huh".


Btw, I deleted a post that went too far. Please keep this respectful. It was intended to be fun. :grumpy:
 
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That actually does seem quite good, I am going to keep that one in mind, thanks tribdog!
would you believe I just made it up on the spot. I tell you I never know what I'm going to say next.
 
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tribdog said:
I tell you I never know what I'm going to say next.

You can say that again. Of course, then it wouldn't be true. :biggrin:
 
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"i wish i could differentiate your function baby, so then i could lie tangent to your curves"

thats my favorite thing that any guy has EVER said to me!
 
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tribdog said:
The line I seem to say most often is : "Stop crying."
Is this before or after you've slept with them?

Cheesiest pickup line is actually from a movie.
Guy: You're invited to a pants party
Girl: Are you saying there's a party in your pants and I'm invited?
Guy: Yeah

Gale said:
"i wish i could differentiate your function baby, so then i could lie tangent to your curves"
"If you were an open book math problem I would lay you out on my desk and work on you all night"
 
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Gale said:
"i wish i could differentiate your function baby, so then i could lie tangent to your curves"

thats my favorite thing that any guy has EVER said to me!
yeah, that is better than what you usually hear. "I'm next" lol I'm just kidding
 

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