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What men say to women

  1. Nov 9, 2005 #1

    Ivan Seeking

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    This seemed like a good idea for a thread. I just heard one good line:

    Have I p'ssed you off...I mean more than usual?
     
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    "Don't be evil"
     
  4. Nov 9, 2005 #3

    ShawnD

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    "Good morning [name]"
    It's simple. It's overlooked. It means a lot. Try saying it some time :smile:
     
  5. Nov 9, 2005 #4

    Ivan Seeking

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    What are some of the cheesiest pick-up lines used?
     
  6. Nov 9, 2005 #5

    ShawnD

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    Ahhhhh I Need Cpr!
     
  7. Nov 9, 2005 #6

    cronxeh

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    My pick up lines are physical touch, and it works 99.9 % of the time on heterosexual females :biggrin:

    Of course the right sequence and response to defense mechanism questions is of crucial importance, but its always the first contact that matters :rolleyes:
     
  8. Nov 9, 2005 #7
    99.9% Wow!! Where do you touch them??

    PS
     
  9. Nov 9, 2005 #8

    cronxeh

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    Need I tell an Irishman? :rofl: :rofl:
     
  10. Nov 9, 2005 #9
    In Ireland, anything above the knee is a sin, punishable by excommunication...

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  11. Nov 9, 2005 #10

    cronxeh

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    So technically ankles are above the knee depending on your point of reference :biggrin:

    (think about it - would god be looking from below or above?) :rofl:
     
  12. Nov 9, 2005 #11
    I guess if their ankles are in the air then thats ok!! Nice.....

    PS
     
  13. Nov 9, 2005 #12
    The line I seem to say most often is : "Stop crying."
     
  14. Nov 9, 2005 #13
    "Do you have change for a twenty or should we do it again"
     
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    Guy "Have you got a mirror in your pants?"
    Female "huh???"
    Guy "It's just that i can see myself in them tonight!"
     
  16. Nov 9, 2005 #15

    honestrosewater

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    Funny, I would have guessed: "Stop laughing."


    (Or do they laugh so hard they cry, I wonder...)
     
  17. Nov 9, 2005 #16

    arildno

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    Dearly Missed

    "No thanks, I'm gay."
     
  18. Nov 9, 2005 #17

    I love it.
     
  19. Nov 9, 2005 #18
    Remind me to tell God congratulations, he finally got it right.

    that's not a bad one right there
     
  20. Nov 9, 2005 #19
    That actually does seem quite good, I am going to keep that one in mind, thanks tribdog!
     
  21. Nov 9, 2005 #20

    Ivan Seeking

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    Gee whiz, no one has mentioned: "Hi, I'm a nerd. Impressive huh".


    Btw, I deleted a post that went too far. Please keep this respectful. It was intended to be fun. :grumpy:
     
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