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What would you do if you were famous and was photographed when picking your nose?

  1. Jun 29, 2005 #1

    arildno

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    Just wondering..
     
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    Your famous, you could do anything you like!
     
  4. Jun 29, 2005 #3

    JamesU

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    sneak into the photographer's photoshop, wipe it all over his picture and then throw him in a ditch. what would you do?

    *picks nose*
     
  5. Jun 29, 2005 #4

    wolram

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    Well actually , if one has breeding and self control, one does not pick ones
    nose, if one has a nasal irritation, the correct thing to do is, excuse ones
    self from company, then give ones nose a jolly good blow, making sure one
    is completely composed before returning.
     
  6. Jun 29, 2005 #5

    Lisa!

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    Nothing important!I would say I myself asked the photographer to take the photo in order to know how I'd look like!(there's no mirror in the world!)
     
  7. Jun 29, 2005 #6

    wolram

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    :yuck: I suppose the decline continues, what next, scratching ones buttocks
    in public.
     
  8. Jun 29, 2005 #7

    Lisa!

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    Ah,don't be too worry.I think that's better to say nothing and people will forget it soon! :wink:
     
  9. Jun 29, 2005 #8
    Indubitably, One simply cannot scratch one's one buttock, or one's other one, without one falling under photographic scrutiny, eeegods.
     
  10. Jun 29, 2005 #9

    arildno

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    Should the social bans on armpit sniffing and ear cleansing be upheld as well?
     
  11. Jun 29, 2005 #10
    I should think that the taboos surrounding one's cleaning of one's ears in public should be loosened unless of course one is digging for gold (yet only turning up dirt).
     
  12. Jun 29, 2005 #11

    wolram

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    Good gracious, of course these base habits should be strongly deterred,
    and one should conduct ones self with decorum.
     
  13. Jun 29, 2005 #12
    When one is cleaning one's ears, one should hold one's pinky outstretched at all times. And never under any circumstances should one use the same hand that one used to scratch one's butt, pull one's underwear from one's butt crack, or clean one's ear to pick one's nose. Eeegods.
     
  14. Jun 29, 2005 #13

    wolram

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    Oh dear, i almost fear putting words next to these, the habit of holding a
    pinky outstretched, i believe comes from the oft incorrectly quoted etiquette
    for tea drinking.
    As for underwear, one should use good judgment when purchasing these
    items.
    I strongly recommend finishing school for an education on how to behave
     
  15. Jun 29, 2005 #14
    One could eliminate underwear from one's wardrobe, this would certainly eliminate any breeches of etiquette associated with said article, (creating other possible breeches associated with not wearing any in the process.)
     
  16. Jun 29, 2005 #15

    wolram

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    Dear sir, i advise you to attend major higinbottoms school for young gentlemen
    a basic course is two weeks and for a mere 40 shillings one can transform
    ones self into some thing resembling a gentleman.
     
  17. Jun 29, 2005 #16
    Well I never! (Well, hardly ever...okay, as often as possible, but not recently.)

    Oh, by the way, to answer the original question, I would just smile and wave.
     
  18. Jun 29, 2005 #17

    Danger

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    :rofl:

    I'd just be happy that I was famous, because that would imply that I was also rich.
     
  19. Jun 29, 2005 #18
    Yep. That why I'd smile.
     
  20. Jun 29, 2005 #19

    wolram

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    Riches or refinement? i think i would rather be poor and refined, than rich
    and uncouth.
     
  21. Jun 29, 2005 #20
    I thumb my nose at you, you silly English kanighett! :biggrin:
     
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