What would you have printed on a t-shirt?

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Plenty of shops offer this service but I've never been able to decide on one.

suggestions?
 

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Andy
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Nobody Knows I'm a Lesbian!
or
Homosexuals are Gay!
 
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I have a 3 inch goldmember and earn $25K/yr.
 
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250 Pound Roller Derby Queen

eNtRopY
 
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Your favorite band sucks.

-or-

I'm with stupid --->
 
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I'm married to Stupid!
 
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Guybrush Threepwood
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"I'm a bomb squad technician.
If you see me running, try to keep up."

long - but moral boosting
 
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Originally posted by Mrs Robin Parsons
I'm Stupid!

I agree! and on the t-shirt it should also tell everyone that your "insane", and "nuts", and a "Wacko", a "Stalker", "Living on De'Nile"

And(y) so sorry, (not really) but I've never been married, so youse a liar too!
 
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Andy
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You really are barking up the wrong tree Rob.
 
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whatever tree he's barkin up he's gettin pretty worked up about it. anyone fancy a cup of denial.
 
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Origianlly posted by AnDandwhy
"I was just joking"

Ditto...and youse both 'off topic'...BOYS!
 
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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Originally posted by Kmad'r spone'g
(SNIP)anyone fancy a cup of denial.

Why, yours all drunk down again??

(We know YOUR flush with the stuff!)
 
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quantumdude
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Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
Plenty of shops offer this service but I've never been able to decide on one.

suggestions?

The funniest one I've seen was on a big biker. It was a Harley t-shirt, and on the back it said, "If you can read this, the b*tch fell off."
 
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thats a big t shirt
 
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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An old one,

"Eat beans, North America needs the gas!
 
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If i were to make one the front would say "WEEN" and the back would say "My Mom Bought It"
 
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Kerrie
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i used to have a t-shirt with a comic picture of a woman in distress saying "I can't believe I forgot to have children"...then I got pregnant...
 
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Integral
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It would look something like this.

http://home.comcast.net/~rossgr1/LIGHT.GIF [Broken]
 
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If you ever consider mass production integral... i'll buy one.
 
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Echo 6 Sierra
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Let me know too Entropy.
 
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Another God
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T-Shirt Hell
I like the: "If you can read this...you already have SARS"

A T-Shirt that was made by a group of people at my Uni was in retaliation to the Campus Group known as CBS (For Campus Bible Study).
ON the Front it said CBS in big letters, with the meaning = Children Born of Satan. On the Back it said "Jesus, Save us from your followers"

Another GREAT shirt I have seen said "Chicks dig pale, skinny, white guys" (Of course worn by a small, blond haired, pale white guy. I laughed. )

And that "If you can read this, the B*tch fell off" T-shirt: My Dad is a Postman, and so of course he owns a motorcycle and he rides around with a group of his mates on their bikes, and one of them has that shirt.
 
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Another God
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"FedSex"(take off of FedEx) : For when you absolutely, positively must get some overnight!

"I've Found Jesus!"
"He was hiding behind the couch the whole time..."
 
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Originally posted by vedder
If you ever consider mass production integral... i'll buy one.


So will I for a reasonable price only.
 
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MSI
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this :
"LIFE SUCKS"
or this :
"EVERY THING IS FU*CKED EVERY BODY SUCKS"
 
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Another God
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I'm sure Greg could do a nice PF shirt with that on the Back... (the let there be light TShirt.)

White shirt, with simple plain little PF logo on the chest, with a big Let There Be Light thingy on the back...

That works.

Greg...more money...
 
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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"This just in" very 'large' man seen in neighbourhood wearing t-Shirt that says. "I beat Anorexia"
 
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Andy
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Heres one, I ****ed the Girl from Hanson!
 
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The Grimmus
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either some randome message like bware the fat men are watching so the chiken canot crow this afternoon then a picture of rosie o donald...that would be so out of the ordinary people would run

or

i would get a picture of my freinds older brother "the biff" he's huge and has golden curles like a the dutch boy on the paint can and it would either say got biff or show him on a see and speak with the arrow pointign to him and a caption reading "the biff says: biff mad!"
 
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Mattius_
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"my mom says i look handsome..."
 
  • #31
i would have

"jesus is coming
(look busy)"

chow
 
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Mr. Robin Parsons
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"Jesus was/is/will-be *Here*"

EDIT [COLOR] so it looks like a link, as in, in a link, it is what's underneath it that counts.
 
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