What would you have printed on a t-shirt?

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cmdr_sponge
Plenty of shops offer this service but i've never been able to decide on one.

suggestions?
 

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Nobody Knows i'm a Lesbian!
or
Homosexuals are Gay!
 
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Dx
I have a 3 inch goldmember and earn $25K/yr.
 
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eNtRopY
250 Pound Roller Derby Queen

eNtRopY
 
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jb
Your favorite band sucks.

-or-

I'm with stupid --->
 
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Mrs Robin Parsons
I'm married to Stupid!
 
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"I'm a bomb squad technician.
If you see me running, try to keep up."

long - but moral boosting
 
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Originally posted by Mrs Robin Parsons
I'm Stupid!
I agree! and on the t-shirt it should also tell everyone that your "insane", and "nuts", and a "Wacko", a "Stalker", "Living on De'Nile"

And(y) so sorry, (not really) but I've never been married, so youse a liar too!
 
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You really are barking up the wrong tree Rob.
 
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cmdr_sponge
whatever tree he's barkin up he's gettin pretty worked up about it. anyone fancy a cup of denial.
 
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Origianlly posted by AnDandwhy
"I was just joking"
Ditto....and youse both 'off topic'.....BOYS!
 
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Originally posted by Kmad'r spone'g
(SNIP)anyone fancy a cup of denial.
Why, yours all drunk down again??

(We know YOUR flush with the stuff!)
 
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Tom Mattson
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Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
Plenty of shops offer this service but i've never been able to decide on one.

suggestions?
The funniest one I've seen was on a big biker. It was a Harley t-shirt, and on the back it said, "If you can read this, the b*tch fell off."
 
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cmdr_sponge
thats a big t shirt
 
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An old one,

"Eat beans, North America needs the gas!
 
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vedder
If i were to make one the front would say "WEEN" and the back would say "My Mom Bought It"
 
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i used to have a t-shirt with a comic picture of a woman in distress saying "I can't believe I forgot to have children"...then I got pregnant...
 
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It would look something like this.

http://home.comcast.net/~rossgr1/LIGHT.GIF [Broken]
 
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vedder
If you ever consider mass production integral... i'll buy one.
 
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Let me know too Entropy.
 
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Another God
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T-Shirt Hell
I like the: "If you can read this...you already have SARS"

A T-Shirt that was made by a group of people at my Uni was in retaliation to the Campus Group known as CBS (For Campus Bible Study).
ON the Front it said CBS in big letters, with the meaning = Children Born of Satan. On the Back it said "Jesus, Save us from your followers"

Another GREAT shirt I have seen said "Chicks dig pale, skinny, white guys" (Of course worn by a small, blond haired, pale white guy. I laughed. )

And that "If you can read this, the B*tch fell off" T-shirt: My Dad is a Postman, and so of course he owns a motorcycle and he rides around with a group of his mates on their bikes, and one of them has that shirt.
 
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"FedSex"(take off of FedEx) : For when you absolutely, positively must get some overnight!

"I've Found Jesus!"
"He was hiding behind the couch the whole time..."
 
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Originally posted by vedder
If you ever consider mass production integral... i'll buy one.

So will I for a reasonable price only.
 
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MSI
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this :
"LIFE SUCKS"
or this :
"EVERY THING IS FU*CKED EVERY BODY SUCKS"
 

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