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What would you have printed on a t-shirt?

  1. Jul 5, 2003 #1
    Plenty of shops offer this service but i've never been able to decide on one.

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  4. Jul 5, 2003 #3
    Nobody Knows i'm a Lesbian!
    Homosexuals are Gay!
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    I have a 3 inch goldmember and earn $25K/yr.
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  6. Jul 5, 2003 #5
    250 Pound Roller Derby Queen

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    Your favorite band sucks.


    I'm with stupid --->
  8. Jul 5, 2003 #7
    I'm married to Stupid!
  9. Jul 7, 2003 #8
    "I'm a bomb squad technician.
    If you see me running, try to keep up."

    long - but moral boosting
  10. Jul 7, 2003 #9
    I agree! and on the t-shirt it should also tell everyone that your "insane", and "nuts", and a "Wacko", a "Stalker", "Living on De'Nile"

    And(y) so sorry, (not really) but I've never been married, so youse a liar too!
  11. Jul 7, 2003 #10
    You really are barking up the wrong tree Rob.
  12. Jul 7, 2003 #11
    whatever tree he's barkin up he's gettin pretty worked up about it. anyone fancy a cup of denial.
  13. Jul 7, 2003 #12
    Ditto....and youse both 'off topic'.....BOYS!
  14. Jul 7, 2003 #13
    Why, yours all drunk down again??

    (We know YOUR flush with the stuff!)
  15. Jul 7, 2003 #14

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    The funniest one I've seen was on a big biker. It was a Harley t-shirt, and on the back it said, "If you can read this, the b*tch fell off."
  16. Jul 7, 2003 #15
    thats a big t shirt
  17. Jul 9, 2003 #16
    An old one,

    "Eat beans, North America needs the gas!
  18. Jul 9, 2003 #17
    If i were to make one the front would say "WEEN" and the back would say "My Mom Bought It"
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    i used to have a t-shirt with a comic picture of a woman in distress saying "I can't believe I forgot to have children"...then I got pregnant...
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    It would look something like this.

    http://home.comcast.net/~rossgr1/LIGHT.GIF [Broken]
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  21. Jul 10, 2003 #20
    If you ever consider mass production integral... i'll buy one.
  22. Jul 10, 2003 #21
    Let me know too Entropy.
  23. Jul 10, 2003 #22

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    T-Shirt Hell
    I like the: "If you can read this...you already have SARS"

    A T-Shirt that was made by a group of people at my Uni was in retaliation to the Campus Group known as CBS (For Campus Bible Study).
    ON the Front it said CBS in big letters, with the meaning = Children Born of Satan. On the Back it said "Jesus, Save us from your followers"

    Another GREAT shirt I have seen said "Chicks dig pale, skinny, white guys" (Of course worn by a small, blond haired, pale white guy. I laughed. )

    And that "If you can read this, the B*tch fell off" T-shirt: My Dad is a Postman, and so of course he owns a motorcycle and he rides around with a group of his mates on their bikes, and one of them has that shirt.
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    "FedSex"(take off of FedEx) : For when you absolutely, positively must get some overnight!

    "I've Found Jesus!"
    "He was hiding behind the couch the whole time..."
  25. Jul 10, 2003 #24

    So will I for a reasonable price only.
  26. Jul 10, 2003 #25


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