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  1. Dec 15, 2003 #1


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    So I spent the weekend listening to music and watching TV with the sound turned down. Can someone tell me why the US army is checking the mall Santas for head lice?

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  3. Dec 15, 2003 #2
    Perhaps the U.S. Army is concerned for the mall Santa's health... maybe performing physicals on the mall santas will determine if they can be sent to war. A mall santa would make a pretty large target, and I think they would have a hard time trying to survive.
  4. Dec 16, 2003 #3

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    Maybe Santa has Head Lice...
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