Dismiss Notice
Join Physics Forums Today!
The friendliest, high quality science and math community on the planet! Everyone who loves science is here!

What's the worst date that you know of , or can imgine

  1. Apr 27, 2010 #1
    There was this person in my class, he went on a date with this girl, they went to this NICE restaurant, only as he was waling down the stairs, he tripped and fell and the fire department had to come to undo his brace that was caught taingled in the carpet.


    or if:
    a date was giving a massge, the other person asked her what she was thinking about, then she said that she was thinking bout this other guy and not you,
    while getting the massage, and that there was another dude she wanted to call to come to the beach and then showed his picture on her cell phone, it was weird, and then she fell asleep so the other person decided to leave her at the beach even though that were her ride, when running quietly to the car, he couldn't find the key, within a few minutes he found it only, by then, she was stabbing his car tires and did pop most of them. Would you have still tried to drive the car away with popped tires or would you have stayed in the car with the doors locked?
    Also - If she was REALLLLY hot , would you go for a second date?
     
    Last edited: Apr 27, 2010
  2. jcsd
  3. Apr 27, 2010 #2

    radou

    User Avatar
    Homework Helper

    I know a guy who went on a blind date to meet a girl he met on the internet. Since he was disappointed, he simply ran away out of the bar where they were meeting while she was at the bathroom. A lousy date for both of them.
     
  4. Apr 27, 2010 #3

    BobG

    User Avatar
    Science Advisor
    Homework Helper

    That's not totally unheard of with online dating. There's a big flaw in the idea of exaggerating your looks when flirting with someone online. If you do wind up actually meeting, you might get stuck bringing your own body with you.

    Cyrano de Bergerac managed to avoid the problem of having to drag his face around on dates, but few other people do. Of course, the marriage wasn't all that satisfying, even in Cyrano's case.
     
    Last edited: Apr 27, 2010
  5. Apr 27, 2010 #4
    Stay away from meeting people on the internet.


    (starts after a few seconds, hillarious and educational)
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 25, 2014
  6. Apr 27, 2010 #5

    BobG

    User Avatar
    Science Advisor
    Homework Helper

    Never take advice from people you meet on the internet.
     
    Last edited: Apr 27, 2010
  7. Apr 28, 2010 #6
    If I was a robot, my head would have exploded.
     
  8. May 14, 2010 #7

    LURCH

    User Avatar
    Science Advisor

    I actually had a girl attempt suicide while on a date with me. I couldn't help but feel it wasn't going well.
     
  9. May 14, 2010 #8

    BobG

    User Avatar
    Science Advisor
    Homework Helper

    I just can't see any way a date like that helps a person's self esteem.

    I hope you didn't ask her out on a second date.
     
  10. May 14, 2010 #9
    I thought I was going to hang out until I saw her in her summer dress looking very fine. It didn't exactly go with my jeans and Dungeons & Dragons t-shirt. So we went to a fair by the river and it was windy. Saw dust blew in our faces, in our hair, and most impotantly onto the elephant ear I was eating. Then it started to downpour so we spent an hour huddled under a bridge. Then we went to a bar where she asked me if I wanted children. Really?!?!

    Never take your date to a fair.
     
  11. May 14, 2010 #10

    LURCH

    User Avatar
    Science Advisor

    I know, right?! I was thinking, "if you want to get out of kissing me at the end, just slip out while I'm in the can. No need to throw yourself under the ice of a swift-flowing river!" Especially when I gotta haul your fat butt outa there. You ever seen those wildlife specials when they show a walrus flopping up onto the beach? It was hideous; like an escalator going up!

    (Bitter? Oh, a little)

    But in response to your implied question; we did go out for a little while longer, cause she was slightly less deranged than the other girls I'd gone out with. But after the "little incident," I began to lose interest.
     
  12. May 14, 2010 #11

    russ_watters

    User Avatar

    Staff: Mentor

    I went on an Eharmony date with a girl who had Cerebral Palsy. She didn't tell me before we went out. Honestly, I can't say it was that bad a date, but it was pretty awkward at the beginning: yeah, it spooked me.
     
  13. May 14, 2010 #12

    DaveC426913

    User Avatar
    Gold Member

    Worst date I can think of?

    January 28, 1996. I'm too young for November 22, 1963.
     
  14. May 14, 2010 #13
    Well, I signed up for Eharmony, and you know what they told me?

    After going through all of the compatibility questions, an actual message came up stating that they couldn't help me. :redface: I didn't know whether to cry or to laugh.
     
  15. May 14, 2010 #14

    DaveC426913

    User Avatar
    Gold Member

    :eek::bugeye:
     
  16. May 14, 2010 #15
    In a way, it sort of made me happy though. I basically described the woman that I was involved with that unfortunately passed away.

    Apparently, Eharmony didn't think someone like her actually existed.

    She was truly irreplaceable.:approve:
     
  17. May 15, 2010 #16

    BobG

    User Avatar
    Science Advisor
    Homework Helper

    From the lame joke thread, but all too true when it comes to on-line dating:

    Put the word "engineer" in your on-line dating profile and it looks very attractive to divorcees near those "big border" ages (38/39 or 48/49). The ones that visit psychics to find out when relatives owning property are going to die are especially creepy (especially the ones that can't even spell amasing).
     
  18. May 17, 2010 #17
    i went on one.

    she brought her female friend, and some guy. she and the guy started flirting, and i was just there feeling awkward. i didn't know her friend that well either, and i was exhausted from lack of sleep. so i couldn't speak to her very much, awkward squared. oh yeah, i didn't get a proper good bye, awkward cubed.
     
  19. May 18, 2010 #18

    Lisa!

    User Avatar
    Gold Member

    Why didn't you flirt with her female friend?:tongue2::devil:
     
  20. May 18, 2010 #19

    BobG

    User Avatar
    Science Advisor
    Homework Helper

    Her receiving attention from another guy provides verifiable proof to the guy she was really after that she was indeed an attractive female. At least attractive enough that you went out with her.

    This is similar to the tactic George Costanza used in a Seinfeld episode, except he had to casually drop a photograph of an attractive female from his wallet to show females found him attractive. It worked pretty well until something or other happened to the photograph, breaking the spell and allowing females to recognize him for the dweeb he was.

    Not that that probably does much for your self esteem. But she at least saw you as attractive enough to be proof that attractive guys were attracted to her.
     
  21. May 18, 2010 #20
    IIRC, he showed the photo to the woman who was in the photo...
    "This is a picture of my fiancee who passed away..."
    "That's me from a photo shoot last year"
     
Know someone interested in this topic? Share this thread via Reddit, Google+, Twitter, or Facebook




Similar Discussions: What's the worst date that you know of , or can imgine
  1. What you know (Replies: 2)

Loading...